Twelve Days of Dickmas

By Kendra Holliday | December 25, 2019

You know what gives a sex worker a serious case of frosty burnout? An onslaught of timewasters and disrespectful horny men.

It’s winter now, and I’ve been dealing with a bone chilling, relentless dick blizzard.

It’s enough to make my pussy FRIGID.

Baby, it’s cold outside. Don’t be all rapey, virtual, or otherwise.

I feel like I’m doing the heavy lifting. Other women are opting out – they’re had enough and are done with dick – which makes more men cluster up, desperate and eager, their testosterone levels sloshing out and flinging on anyone they can access.

If you want to warm a woman up, make her feel comfortable and respected.

If you want to wear a woman out, be pushy and insensitive.

Believe me, I LOVE sex and men and doing what I do, but when it comes to the creepers, it goes like this:

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my horny fans sent to me:

12 Dicks Drumming

Don't be this boner.

Don’t be this boner.

Eleven Pricks Piping

IN YOUR FACE

IN YOUR FACE

Gather around, manchildren!

Ten Dicks a Leaping

Nine Dongs Dancing

Eight Dicks a Milking

Seven Dicks a Swimming

Six Cocks a Laying

Five Golden DIIIIIIICKS

Four Calling Dicks

Three French Dicks

Two Turtle Dicks

and a Penis in a Pear Tree.

Now repeat twelve times.

See? Exhausted.

Merry Dickmas, Everyone!

Luckily, I get a boner break – I get to choose who I spend time with. So if you want to spend time with me, follow my rules. Otherwise, take that dick and go elsewhere!

Meanwhile, I’m taking care of business, then heading to a tropical resort in January.

And then I will return, refreshed and ready to rendezvous again! See you next year!

Comments

Joan 2016-12-24 12:02:36

“If you want to warm a woman up, make her feel comfortable and respected. If you want to wear a woman out, be pushy and insensitive.” Yep, you said it perfectly (as you always do). Thank you for all you do, Kendra.

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    Kendra Holliday 2016-12-29 06:13:33

    Thank you, dear Joan!

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bimotarich 2016-12-25 02:50:18

One of my students will hopefully be going to Iceland this February to study geothermal energy generation… wish I could join her, I have always wanted to go there… have met several Icelanders on my adventures… always nice folk!… hope your have a relaxing escape!

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