By Kendra Holliday | September 26, 2019
Stop and think – how many things have been up your butt?
I have to admit, I’m just not that into the anal. It doesn’t occur to me on a regular basis. I’m much more oral and vagina-centric. So the things that have been up my butt have been few and far between. And the experiences have been good, bad, and ugly.
Here’s a quick-n-dirty list:
– Poo. EVERYONE has had poo in their butt. I hate poo. Poo is gross. Poo stinks. I don’t like smelling it, and I sure as hell don’t want other people smelling it. I’ve been using Poo-Pourri, and it works pretty well. Not that I spray it up my butt. You’re supposed to spray it in the toilet before you have a seat.
– Pink vibrating beads. I had an AmaZing experience with these. You can read about it here.
– Flexi Felix anal beads. You can read about that cute toy here.
– Bendybeads. I wouldn’t recommend these for beginners, but they are nice and sturdy, made of safe, smooth silicone. It’s fun to slowly pull them out as you’re having an orgassssmmm….
– Butt plugs. Here are three of them:
The lavender glass one had too small of a flare, so it wasn’t a good fit. The wood one was too big for me. The frosted pretty one is from Crystal Delights – it was just right!
– An enema. Those are nice to have around, as you can see here.
– Fingers. Ahem, see above.
– A colonic. That was an interesting experience!
– A colonoscopy camera. I have a picture of my uterus, and now I have pics of my colon, too! I think I have very attractive internal organs. I had my first colonoscopy the other day. I was nervous about it – I had heard some horror stories. But it wasn’t bad at all! The prep for it was way worse, as well as the insurance bills – the insurance company will definitely fuck you in the ass! I had to fast for 24 hours and take this medicine and sit around and have diarrhea the night before. I came home and found this Colon Fairy shrine from my partner:
Aw, he’s so sweet! The colon-reaming staff was very nice. They put me out with fun sleep medicine and I woke up hallucinating. I LOVE HALLUCINATING. It’s so much fun, like dreaming in real life. I didn’t feel sore at all afterward, and test results were normal.
– Penises. Just one at a time. When I’m in the right mood, I LOVE cock in my ass. I’ve had incredibly deep multiple orgasms from anal sex. I can’t remember the last time I had anal sex. I guess it’s time to revisit that hole – it’s good to mix it up every once in a while!