Things That Have Been Up My Ass

By Kendra Holliday | September 26, 2019

My butt has seen better days.

My butt has seen better days.

Stop and think – how many things have been up your butt?

I have to admit, I’m just not that into the anal. It doesn’t occur to me on a regular basis. I’m much more oral and vagina-centric. So the things that have been up my butt have been few and far between. And the experiences have been good, bad, and ugly.

Here’s a quick-n-dirty list:

– Poo. EVERYONE has had poo in their butt. I hate poo. Poo is gross. Poo stinks. I don’t like smelling it, and I sure as hell don’t want other people smelling it. I’ve been using Poo-Pourri, and it works pretty well. Not that I spray it up my butt. You’re supposed to spray it in the toilet before you have a seat.

– Pink vibrating beads. I had an AmaZing experience with these. You can read about it here.

– Flexi Felix anal beads. You can read about that cute toy here.

– Bendybeads. I wouldn’t recommend these for beginners, but they are nice and sturdy, made of safe, smooth silicone. It’s fun to slowly pull them out as you’re having an orgassssmmm….

Bendybeads

Bendybeads

– Butt plugs. Here are three of them:

Glass and wood butt plugs

Glass and wood butt plugs

The lavender glass one had too small of a flare, so it wasn’t a good fit. The wood one was too big for me. The frosted pretty one is from Crystal Delights – it was just right!

– An enema. Those are nice to have around, as you can see here.

– Fingers. Ahem, see above.

– A colonic. That was an interesting experience!

– A colonoscopy camera. I have a picture of my uterus, and now I have pics of my colon, too! I think I have very attractive internal organs. I had my first colonoscopy the other day. I was nervous about it – I had heard some horror stories. But it wasn’t bad at all! The prep for it was way worse, as well as the insurance bills – the insurance company will definitely fuck you in the ass! I had to fast for 24 hours and take this medicine and sit around and have diarrhea the night before. I came home and found this Colon Fairy shrine from my partner:

Happy Pooping!

Happy Pooping!

Aw, he’s so sweet! The colon-reaming staff was very nice. They put me out with fun sleep medicine and I woke up hallucinating. I LOVE HALLUCINATING. It’s so much fun, like dreaming in real life. I didn’t feel sore at all afterward, and test results were normal.

– Penises. Just one at a time. When I’m in the right mood, I LOVE cock in my ass. I’ve had incredibly deep multiple orgasms from anal sex. I can’t remember the last time I had anal sex. I guess it’s time to revisit that hole – it’s good to mix it up every once in a while!

 

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Christopher Lombardo 2019-09-27 10:09:25

Having passed age 50, I have experienced the colonoscopy also, and it’s on my doctor’s list for me to do again, like a decennial census of polyps and other stuff. I agree, it wasn’t that bad. However, what was terrible was a completely unnecessary sigmoidoscopy that a doctor had done when I was about 28. There was no anesthesia, and I had to kneel face-down into a stirrup chair while what felt like a large, cold, sharp sword was rammed up there. All the while the doctor and a nurse, stood “tsk-tsk”ing and telling me disapprovingly that I should be able to tolerate the pain. The doctor disclosed after the fact that it was unnecessary because of my age and general good health, but since it was part of the order for the examination she and the clinic wouldn’t get paid if they didn’t perform all of the procedures. If you ever hear the word “sigmoidoscopy,” run and hide, unless the feeling of being run-through anally by a sword is your kink.

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Mike Williams 2019-11-22 12:58:53

Roaming through your site I haven’t seen this brought up at all and if I missed it then I apologize for it, but in your roll you have a lot of people coming to you for advice and guidance, but have you ever found yourself in somewhat of a match-maker roll ? If so yes and if not why not ?

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    Kendra Holliday 2019-11-22 14:32:13

    I would say I’m a pretty good connector – helping people find what they are looking for – people, services, events, resources, but being a match-maker isn’t one of my specialties. I think this is because I know and attract more men than women. I’d like to know more women and what they are seeking.

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