Lingerie Confessions

The other day, I organized my cedar chest full of lingerie. Here’s what I pulled out:

What all is IN there??

I had such a nice time sorting through my sexy treasures and doing an inventory!

Here’s a brilliant rainbow sampling of some of the gems within:

I’m seeing STARS! and STRIPES! and POLKA DOTS!

(If you want to see more random lingerie and personal pics, you can go to my facebook page.)

It turns out I had more than 25 bras and 80 panties! Not to mention many stockings, thigh hi’s, and more…

Some highlights:

Tiny peach panties

Above are the undies featured in this post from three years ago showing me wearing them in 2007, and again in 2012. I never did go back and update it. Does this count? I don’t think I’ll ever look good in this pair again. And I guess I’m okay with that, since I have 80 other pair to choose from!

Vintage panties – collector’s items!

These are no longer part of the collection – I sold these to friends a few years ago when I was desperate for money, during the dark days of 2010 and 2011. They sent me this pic to show me they still had them!

Here is what they looked like on me – ooh la la!

Sexy hipsters

Classic!

I have sooo many great pics like this. They’re like flowers – highlighting the beautiful features of a woman!

Do you remember this set?

Fifi collection

This was the set Fifi bought me, from Victoria’s Secret. He was shocked at how expensive they were. Hey, if you wanna play with the big girls, you better be willing to pay the price! They became my signature set, since burgundy is my color. Fifi’s fantasy was the craziest fetish scene I’ve ever pulled off – you can read about it here, but I’ll warn you – it might make you gag!

I buy most of my undies from Target, but their selection has gotten dismal over the years. Look at what they used to sell!

Target back in the day

I loved their dazzling jewel tones and combinations! Nowadays, it’s pink and grey zebra stripe, low quality, ugh!

This pair was part of a sassy pack of three from a friend – this is the only pair that remains:

Last panty standing

I’ve used this set as a swimsuit in the past:

Let’s take a dip!

When I bragged about it on Twitter, someone got upset that I was swimming in my underwear, and not an official swimsuit. Oh, please! People can be so silly. And anyway, I’d rather skinny dip!

The other night, I was on a date with someone, and while we were at dinner, he ordered me to go into the bathroom, remove my undies, and give them to him. I dutifully complied, but to my dismay, he KEPT them! So then I told him he had to give me HIS underwear, and he did.

But I wanted MY underwear! So the next day, I crossed my fingers and went out shopping, and found a replacement pair, PHEW! Not only that, I found two more matching pair on sale! The bottom pair are the replacements:

Sexy styles

Phew, all is right with the universe. 🙂

If you think my collection is out of hand, I have a cross dresser friend who just donated 50 of his bras to a woman’s shelter – he still has another 100 or so! Unlike me, he LOVES wearing bras. My little 36B bras are so dainty, they can fit into sandwich bags. Hopefully my new system will work better for finding what I’m looking for – I like matching my lingerie to my entire ensemble.

I compiled the following list of my lingerie, which prompted some teasing from my partner – who sits around and really rearranges their sock drawer? I have several collections (sock monkeys, marbles, ViewMaster reels, books), and I think it’s nice to go back and look at them.

17 black tight varieties
13 black thigh hi’s
5 nude thigh hi’s
2 white thigh hi’s
6 strap red garter belt with black and red stockings *
1 pair Cuban heeled stockings
2 slips
2 cavegirl babydolls
12 wifebeater tank tops – these are my partner Matthew’s favs.
5 burgundy tights
12 brown tights
8 misc color tights
4 red tights
15 fishnet bodystockings – I always feel like a snake when I wear these!
2 burgundy bras
2 pink bras
1 red bra
teal and tangerine bra
purple bra
3 starry panties
10 black panties
7 pink panties
16 misc frumpy panties
3 stripey panties
3 flowery panties
7 polka dot panties
3 mic panty styles
3 brown panties
teacher’s pet undies
7 red panties
1 brown set
1 turquoise set
1 hot pink set
1 polka dot set
1 purple/black combo set
1 French black set *
1 white set
1 stripey set
1 blue and beige set w/garters *
1 leopard print set *
1 burgundy and black set
1 classic burgundy set *
1 purple and black set
1 pink and black polka dot set
1 Austrian black set

*I’ll have to tell you about my Lingerie Fairy sometime! Stay tuned!