COVID Kendra?

By Kendra Holliday | May 19, 2020

Flirting with the Angel of Death…

Sigh…I would make the most beautiful vector. 💃😚

I’ve been keeping a list of people who have been wanting to share intimate space with me since mid-March, and it’s currently at 40 folks. These are just the ones who have been screened and verified! 😇🤓

Can you imagine if I went ahead and booked all of those sessions? Move over, Typhoid Mary – COVID Kendra would give you a run for your money! (Speaking of money, this is about ~$10,000 of income I’ve missed out on.) 💸

Typhoid Mary was famous for her peach ice cream – mine is over here melting! 🍨😝

It’s been super frustrating getting loads of inquiries from people who are seeking play parties, group sex, erotic encounters. I have to keep telling them now is not the right time to act on such fantasies.

Right now, we need to hunker down with our sexually creative and adventurous fantasies and come up with some future goals – beef up our “Fuck it List” (as opposed to Bucket List). And it pains me when someone who has been in contact with me for months or even years, emails me now, declaring that they are FINALLY ready to move forward with addressing their sexual issue. I’m sorry, but the timing is off.  It’s like being an unpaid DJ taking song requests from people wearing earplugs. And then when I offer them the option of meeting online, they inform me that they lack the funds, the privacy, etc. Stifling and frustrating for everyone involved!

My hands are tied…

I promised everyone I would get in touch with them when I’m ready to start seeing clients in person again, and gosh is that a mind-bending waiting game. The devil is in the details… 👺📝
What are the best resources for me with guidelines on how to keep my clients safe? I guess I need to research CDC guidelines for massage therapists.
For now, I’ll keep blowing you kisses from a safe distance!

You gotta blow hard

Comments

Chuck Davis 2020-05-19 08:54:38

In addition to having a female prime minister, this might be part of the explanation of why New Zealand has had only 21 (!!) deaths from Covid-19.

https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/17-05-2020/sunday-roast-how-sex-workers-are-keeping-clients-in-line-in-a-pandemic/

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    Kendra Holliday 2020-05-19 10:05:36

    I have absolutely gotten lots of messages like that myself! I’ve tried to be patient and come from a place of compassion, but for fuck sake! lol

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    George 2020-05-20 06:42:02

    Re: New Zealand, it’s not so much that the Prime Minister is a woman (PMs don’t have that much power) but that it is a country that happily elected a female PM. I wish I lived there!

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