Aneros Eupho Syn

By Matthew | June 24, 2013

Aneros Eupho Syn

Aneros Eupho Syn

In which Matthew reviews a sex toy from Aneros!

I’ve been hearing more and more about prostate stimulation lately. From “You’re missing out!” to “Didn’t really like it.” so I decided to see what all of the fuss was about. I’ve had a few prostate massager tools in my hands before and none of them looked appealing enough to stick where the sun don’t shine. Then, I was introduced to the Aneros Eupho Syn and decided it would be the one for my bum (mainly due to it’s sleek design and size).

I’m definitely not an experienced practitioner of things in my ass. I’ve had fingers and tongues prodding around before. resulting in mixed responses. The seriously stylish packaging of the Aneros Eupho Syn has it labeled for “Advanced Users”, but that didn’t thwart my interest.Β  The instructions and helpful hints included in the accompanying literature are definitely worthwhile. After reading through them a couple of times,Β  I set aside some solo time for my first go round.

All lubed up and laying on my side, I started inserting the Eupho Syn slowly. I was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to get it in place. Aside from getting used to the new sensation of something in my ass, it was a non issue. Once in place, I turned to my back and started flexing sphincter muscles as suggested by the instructions, without touching my cock. The perineum tab is nicely designed, offering what I found to be a perfect amount of pressure and placement.

With every flex and release I was made more aware of the intricacies below my balls and inside my ass. Although very pleasurable, I didn’t get hard, nor have an orgasm as I was hoping would happen, but I wasn’t surprised as a first time user. I think with a couple more sessions and more experienced focus, I could get to that point.Β  I decided to lube up my cock and see what it was like to get off with a helping hand. The orgasm was relatively normal in intensity, but the build was much more noticeable.

Generally, I ramp up quickly and release. This time, I noticed a gradual build over the course of a couple minutes…………………..then an elongated, pulsing orgasm about twice the length of my norm.Β  NICE!! I’ve had extended orgasms before but never by myself. Once I relaxed a bit, I turned back to my side and slowed pulled the Eupho Syn out. It certainly fits pretty snugly!

Truly satisfied with my solo experience, I was excited to try it with a partner! It just so happens that I have someone who is down for whatever and had been waiting to get into some play with MY ass for a change. The next time Kendra and I had a free hour, it was on.

A bit of foreplay and I was ready to rock. This time, knowing what to expect, I pushed the lubed Eupho Syn right in with no hesitation. Kendra was just as excited, if not more, than I was to get the taint rolling! Of course we started out with some oral worship, which was brilliant as usual. I found myself flexing and releasing much more than usual. Having the Eupho Syn inserted really did bring more of my body to life. I was eager for her to ride me.

“Have a seat.,” I urged and she did. Slow at first. Grinding. I lifted her up by the bottom of her thighs to keep raised as I wanted to thrust a bit. When I began pushing in and out of her, up and down, I felt my cock start to rage!

Before long, I was thrusting hard and beginning to crest. The build this time was even more intense than before and when I came it seemed to last three times as long!! The release was explosive! I CAME HARD! So much so that it freaked Kendra out a bit, and she almost hopped off! It was all good though! From the time my cock breached her pussy, to my intense release, only about five minutes had gone by! I grabbed the vibe, got her off and we laid around for a few minutes in a state of Euphoria. πŸ™‚

I would suggest this to any person who wants to get into prostate play! In my experienc,e the design and size of the Eupho Syn is perfect for beginners; at least it was for me! Don’t let the “Advanced users” suggestion scare you away. I’m excited to utilize the Eupho Syn again as well as more Aneros products.

So glad I finally ASSimilated!



Kendra Holliday 2013-06-24 07:58:24

I’m so excited my hetero man bear has finally experimented with prostate play! I want to thank Charlie Glickman for bringing the conversation to mainstream with his book I reviewed recently:

Right now, I maintain prostate play is kinky, but as more and more mainstream folks catch on to the wonders of non-gender specific assplay, it will be added to the vanilla menu.

So yeah, I got all turned on hearing about his solo session, and the partner time was so sexy and intimate! And then when he came inside me, it felt like his dick had an extension that came out and bopped me, which was startling! His orgasm was felt inside AND out!

I’m really happy about this development – I’ve brought him a few ass toys to check out and he balks at the hard plastic or size. This one has such a nice velvety flexibility, like a new deer antler. I was impressed with how well it stayed in place. It’s so fun experiencing different types of orgasms!

Thrilled and proud!


DH 2013-06-24 09:49:41

Thanks for the review- I’ve been wondering how fun this toy might be… I’m a relative n00b, and I keep picking the wrong toys. Thanks sir for the inspiration for what to try next!


Castiel 2013-06-24 12:07:47

OK, I’m seriously starting to consider this… Great Read and thanks for posting it. Now to find a Hot Woman to play with and try this.


    Marc T. 2013-12-17 11:31:14

    Hello Castiel,

    I think every man in the world should have one of these to stimulate their prostate with for everyday ass play! I think it’s time for the labels to come off and straight, bi, gay, transsexual or any sexual animal should incorporate this into their daily sexual playtime! It’s time that we men get smarter and realize that we have a so-called “G-Spot” just like the women have a “G-Spot”! Tell me, how many years have sex therapists and others been trying to get men to find and stimulate the female’s “G-Spot” in order for them to get their sex life back on track and began having the very best sexual experiences of their life’s! So now the experts are saying that human anus opening is comprised of many sensitive nerve’s and nerve endings that can really be sexually stimulated as well as any other part of a man or woman’s body! Yes, both male and females’s are encouraged to try and experience this but for this message were refering to the male species only. So men, purchase yourself an “Anero’s” & soon you will be rocking your sexual world like no other. You will shake, rattle and roll with excitement and stimulation like you’ve never ever experienced in your whole lifetime. It does take a few times to get used to using this product but once you do you will never forget it and you will definitely think its the best $59.99 that you’ve ever spent! So all I’m saying is Go For It and I hope you enjoy your purchase each and every time! Thanks for listening and have a great day guy!

    Kind Regards,

    Mr. Marc T.


ST 2013-06-24 17:23:16

This toy looks great, a lot slimmer than a prostate toy I picked up years ago, and haven’t successfully used with my partner. I might have to check it out. The brand name seems to speak for itself, as well.


fuzzilla 2013-06-24 18:31:49

Hmm! Impressive sounding, indeed.


Naga di Kandang 2013-06-25 07:07:48

I chatted with Kendra about this on Twitter a bit yesterday.

I found the perineum stimulator on the Aneros I tried too narrow — felt like an edge digging in. But I’m glad you liked it!


kyle 2013-06-25 17:37:47

i’m definitely intrigued…


Trei 2014-01-17 04:32:03

This is such a stupid review. First you buy an “advanced” model despite having minimal experience in anal play, then you fail at utilizing the advanced model to have p-gasms/p~waves as expected since you are not advanced. You then go onto use the toy for conventional sex wich is not its prime focus and then tout that the toy is perfect for prostate play despite not using it for that purpose. To top things off you add that the advanced model is perfect for begginers despite not being able to use it and then you go onto tell people that the advanced label is just for show and doesn’t matter. *Epic Facepalm*.


    Matthew 2014-01-17 22:44:36

    Hey, thanks for your kind words! Just be careful now, don’t hurt yourself with that epic facepalm. Good times!


Kendra Holliday 2014-06-01 08:42:43

Here is a helpful link on how to use Aneros for most amazing results!


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