A Very Hustler Holliday Party Jan 18

March 2012 issue

In case you haven’t heard, I’m featured in the current Hustler magazine. Here is what the cover looks like (refreshing that the woman is brunette, no?)

It’s weird how photoshopped the women are – my friend thought the cover model looked like a cartoon.

They even airbrush their buttholes until they resemble slight dimples. If men are so obsessed with anal sex and sticking their penis into assholes, then why would you erase them?!

But back to me.

Matt, the guy who wrote the article, interviewed me over the phone back in the spring. He recorded our conversation and turned it into a 2+ page article featuring my story, with an underlying theme of sexual freedom and civil rights.

Connie LaFlam took the pics!

It’s weird seeing myself in the magazine. They photoshopped the hell out of me in an attempt to make me look more mainstream aesthetically (they digitally shaved my underarms!), but I still look different from the models featured throughout the magazine. I’m 20 years older than most of them!

Connie LaFlam took the pics – we had a great photoshoot in her penthouse loft last year. I was in a grumpy mood that day, but she made me look amazing!

Hustler was going to run a fisting photo series I did with Rockabilly Girl (they even made her sign a model release and provide photo ID proving her fist was at least 18 years of age), but they changed their mind.

Some of the things I’m quoted saying made me laugh out loud, “I said that?” I realize sheepishly.

I wonder what people will think when they read it. Will they feel connected to me, or alienated? I’ve received one thoughtful letter so far, which I will share with you soon.

On Wednesday January 18 from 6-9pm I’ll be celebrating with the Sex Positive St. Louis crowd at the Hustler Hollywood store on Natural Bridge Road. You can buy a magazine and mingle with awesome people. They’re also offering discounts that night for anyone who mentions The Beautiful Kind or Sex Positive St. Louis.

This is a great opportunity to meet me and the other local leaders. Don’t forget we need to meet people face-to-face before they can attend our private SEX+STL events such as the clothing optional parties. We’re also going to start offering edgy sex ed classes on masturbation, female ejaculation, oral sex and more.

Wanna see what we accomplished in 2011? David Wraith put together this amazing review. I can’t wait to see how we grow in 2012!