The Beautiful Kind

Oooh, we’re getting EXTRA kinky here! And who do we have to thank? Our own dear Belle, who is accompanied by her lovely assistant and primary partner, Flimsy. Here is a double whammy review…

So Beautiful pays a visit to my apartment and leaves this hiding in my antique chest:

*4 pt restraint system
*ponytail butt plug
*crucifix lollipop

I gleefully remove the restraint system from the box: it’s made of nylon and has slightly padded cuffs, which can be secured by Velcro. The whole operation fits between the box spring and the mattress, with the cuffs poking out.

I set up the restraints on my king-sized bed, but am a little worried they will be too short, even at the longest length. So I loosely restrain myself. The guy I plan on using them with is a whole head taller than I am and one lanky flexible bastard (He is my Flimsyman!), so there will be plenty of length.  I stuff the cuffs under my bed and wait for my victim.

He’s over later, and we’re wrestling. I’m biting him and he is trying to smack my ass.  “Do that again and I’ll tie you down” I growl into his smirking face. He does.

I reach down and whip out a cuff. Surprise! I cuff him.

“How is this attached?” he asks.

“Fuck you” I say, shoving him over on his stomach. I cuff his other hand. He lets me cuff his feet. He claims he can escape, so I let him try – he manages to undo a cuff by rolling the edge of it on the bed until the Velcro closures catch. He then reaches down with his fingers and pries it off. If you want something your partner REALLY can’t escape from, lock and key is the way to go, especially if your partner is ultra flexible.

*Flimsyman says: Yeah, if given time, it’s possible to escape the mere Velcro, though it’s not going to happen very quickly (or at all if the restrained partner isn’t a bit flexible).  They’re comfortable, too; they look only lightly padded, but even straining pretty hard, they don’t chafe your wrists.

I replace the cuff and he struggles against the restraints. At first, he is afraid he will break something. When I assure him the cuffs are attached to themselves under the bed, he pulls harder, folding the mattress up just a little bit.

*Flimsyman says: The straps are impressively adjustable.  I’ve gone from flat on my back to my stomach with more than enough leeway to prop myself up on elbows and knees.

I tighten the straps. He is facedown on the bed, still grinning. So I reach over to my nightstand and pull out: THE PONYTAIL PLUG.

He gets a gander at what I’ve got. “That’s HUGE!” He’s never had more than a finger or two up his ass. I lube it up. I shove his face back down onto the mattress, and then reach under him to lift his ass in the air.

After about ten minutes of foreplay – licking, caressing, touching his genitals and ass, I poke it in gently. He moans. I stroke his cock with my other hand and slowly work it in.

The plug gets about 7/8 of the way in when he starts grunting. It’s so close to going in; just a tiny push and it will be there. But it hurts. He calls his safeword: scorpion.

THE PLUG: 1. ASSHOLES: 0

*Flimsyman says: The plug is about as long and wide at it’s biggest dimensions as an average sized dick.  The curvature of different people’s assholes vary, and some people won’t do so well with one this long, although the girth is no problem for an experienced rectum.

The plug looks pretty big to me. But my asshole accepts cocks easily without complaint, so I give it an incredulous look, clean it off, relube and stick it right in. Flimsyman is shocked.

*Flimsyman says: I’ve never seen something that size invade a posterior with so little preperation or foreplay.

THE PLUG: 1. ASSHOLES: 1

I run around the apartment, wagging my tail. It’s so cute! Contrary to everyone else, tails don’t seem necessarily submissive to me. I used to wish I had a tail when I was a kid, and spent many days in grade school classes imagining I had a tail sticking out the back of my desk chair.

I danced around on the bed, teasing him. He grabs the tail and pulls it, pulling me to him. He yanks me on top if him. Soon, we’re fucking, the tail still in me. Now I understand what Beautiful means when she talks about feeling SO FILLED UP.

So overall, the restraints are fun, but not very hardcore. They are great for experimenting and light bondage play. The tail is best for experienced asses. Flimsy tried on two more occasions to get it in, and it was in all the way once, but hurt so much he immediately took it back out.

The crucifix lollipop was smaller, maybe I will stick that in his ass next time. That’s why Beautiful gave it to me, right?