Talk Like a Pirate Day
Filed under: Eros - September 19, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Find a celebration near you.
Here’s a good one in St. Louis - St. Louis Pirate Fest
Saturdays and Sundays, September 13th - 28th, 2008
Gates open 10am - 6pm each day
And yes, I realize I’m not talking like a pirate.
I just want to fuck like one.
Speaking of, I still need to watch that big fancy pirate porn…
September 19th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Ha! I just posted this status on FB:
Gina says pirates seem hot and all, but I bet most just stunk and lacked teefs.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I realize that most women I know would love to get down and dirty with Jack Sparrow, but I say let’s go back to the classics. I wonder how kinky one could get with Captain Hook. Aw hell, I would love some pirate wench to walk my plank, any ol’ day.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Perhaps someone named Capn Marrrrk. Here is The Halloween where I was Zombie Pirate for Halloween and another guy came dressed as…http://tinyurl.com/3kqlbw
Gina Lets not forget that they all had scurvy diseases.
A pirate is based on his actions not how he talks. I’m a pirate to my soul but too lazy to talk like one.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I actually downloaded this movie the other day lol. It’s a bit over the top. Had a million dollar budget. The sex isn’t bad which is all that really matters in a porn. Oh, they are making a sequel. With a budget of 10 million this time lol.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I *loved* the FF scenes in this flick! Gawd, those women are gorgeous.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
That flick is great. “I’m the greatest pirate hunter in the world!!!”
September 19th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Captain Blood and Long John Silver would be pretty damn kinky. I imagine Grace O’Malley was a real animal, too.
September 20th, 2008 at 8:07 am
A really great fuck will probably have you talking like a pirate anyway, at least for a few seconds.
September 20th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
All day people were walking around campus dressed like pirates, and one of my friends yelled “It’s talk like a pirate day, not DRESS like a pirate day!” every time.
All my guy friends have nothing but good to say about Pirates. I’ve never watched it though.
September 20th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
That movie has the greatest line ever…”I always knew you were a gypsy whore!”
September 21st, 2008 at 6:00 am
Whoever I am with next HAS to use that line on me!!!
September 21st, 2008 at 2:55 pm
TBk, read up on “Calico” Jack Rackam and his two women pirates, Anne Bonny and Mary Read, you’ll love it!!!!
September 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I’m trying to imagine how a 10 million dollar porn (!) would be any different/better vs. a 1 million dollar porn (Pirates), vs. a $1000 porn. I mean, hot fucking shouldn’t cost that much.
For the record I’ve seen Pirates, and I wouldn’t have ever missed the million they spent (presumably) on the crappy CGI in it. But Sunday is right, the FF scenes are hawt!
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
That movie marks a turning point in my sex life. I am a much different lover now!
Yarr!
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Dibs on saying ā€¯I always knew you were a gypsy whore!ā€¯ to TBK!
September 28th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I downloaded that one a few years ago, and personally I thought it was fairly terrible. It was definitely over the top, to the point of ridiculous in some places. Maybe it was the fact that the captain reminded me of a guy I worked with at the time [who I definitely didn't want to fuck]? The end is the only thing I really remember fondly