Sex Toy Box: G Spotter Hitachi Attachment
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - September 19, 2008 @ 6:00 am
NOTE: I just found out this product is being discontinued! Nooo! So I have to post the review right this minute instead of waiting until next week, because by then, it may no longer be available. Better get yours today! Hopefully it will be reissued soon…
We all know how much I love my Hitachi Magic Wand. So much so that a few of my close friends have bought one in case I visit, the same way some people keep your favorite tea on hand. It isn’t the most portable toy, so it’s a very nice gesture on their part.
Well don’t ask me why, but I’ve never used the Hitachi G Spotter Attachment until now.
I have been missing out.
The attachment is a blue plastic thingy made out of Plasticol. Not sure what that is, but it’s nontoxic and is medical grade. If you turn it upside down, it can double as a dipper, complete with a handle. The accompanying brochure says: “It is seamless for comfort and cleanliness, and it is hollow for gentleness.” Here is what it looks like:
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That’s right - it looks like Gonzo from the Muppets. I told a couple people that, and they said, “Please tell me it has great big googly eyes.” I said, “No, but it gave ME great big googly eyes!”
Usually I use my wand through my clothes, since it’s powerful enough. But in order to use the attachment, I had to strip from the waist down.
My partner sat between my legs and showed me the wand with the attachment on. Ha, it looked pretty silly, good thing it was going to be hidden from view soon. I felt like he was my gynecologist. I started the session off cold, so we used a little lube and stuck the device in my pussy, with Gonzo’s nose pointing up towards my g-spot.
He looked at me for the cue. “Ready?” He switched on the vibe.
Imagine being electrocuted, but in a very good way. It was SO AWESOME to feel the power of the wand working its way through me, from the inside out.
It was just amazing, I was breathless, giggling. He gazed down at me in amazement, seeing my beautiful body plugged into this machine.
First I focused on having a clit orgasm. I lifted my shirt up so I could grope at my breasts as he manned the wand. He stuffed it in and held it steady and when I rocked with my first orgasm, I was screaming throatily. Sheer ecstasy.
Then I went for #2. It took a bit longer and was just as inspirational. He ran his free hand over my pale, smooth thighs, quaking hips, belly, breasts… if only everyone could feel this way!
Now I was adequately warmed up to go for a g-spot orgasm. He kept ramming it in too far - I think he vibrated an ovary loose. I told him to back up and aim it up - my g-spot is closer to my vaginal entrance.
He eagerly readjusted, and muttered, “This is so fucking hot!”
No shit! I felt like a goddess, but also felt like I was on the exam table of an alien ship. I was so open and exposed to him, it felt so intimate…
After a while I told him to pull the wand out and take over with his fingers. He rubbed my g-spot like that, and his big fingers felt good, but after a bit I took over with my own, and managed to relax enough to squirt just a little.
Ohh but there was so much more in there, I could tell! In the wand went again, and I got worked up enough to take it out and use my fingers again…this time I got more, made a small wet spot, smelled and licked my essence, god I love it.
But he said he wasn’t impressed! I think he was hoping I’d hit him in the face with it. I didn’t tell him this, but he was still new to me, and it was harder for me to really relax and let loose. When I can get to that point, I can make a good gush, though I don’t get any fountain action going - it’s more like a flood.
The experience was amazing (I know, I’ve used that word about five times in this post.) I’m sure I can squirt by just using the wand/attachment, give me time. I need more practice. Please!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Seeing the photo of Gonzo next to the photo of the attachment, I nearly strangled on my coffee!
September 19th, 2008 at 6:13 am
I’ve always loved that little weirdo Gonzo - here are other muppets I want to fuck - ANIMAL, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Crazy Harry, Janice, Link Hogthrob, Sam the Eagle, and Beaker (just for fun).
September 19th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Beaker, it occurs to me, would be good at cunnilingus. Plus, he has that tuft of hair a woman can grab.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Beaker would be good for rape play (I’d be raping him, face sitting, that kind of thing) I’ll bet Bunsen Honeydew rapes him all the time, or at least subjects him to humiliating experiments.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:59 am
I almost came just reading that
I must get one.
September 19th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Noooo! They’re going to stop making them! D: I have no moneeeeey! D:
Oh god, Gonzo.
September 19th, 2008 at 8:08 am
TBK, I always knew that you were into all us wierdos, But Gonzo the Great? I mean come on! Think about poor Camilla.
I mean, sheez you have ruined the neurotic little blue guy, now all he will want is TBK pussy, no more chicken fucking for Gonzo. He will insist on the best from here on out, and what about all those neglected chickens? They need love too.
OH SHIT! and now they will all despair and stop laying eggs! No more eggs for the world market. Complete and utter economic failure. AHHHHHHHH! Look what you have gone and done.
P.S. I want PICS!;)
September 19th, 2008 at 8:16 am
OH wait! sorry you can’t take credit for the downfall of our economic system. Some dumbass from Texas who lives in a big white house already has dibs on that on that particular blunder.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:33 am
There is a lack of hot sexually interesting female Muppets. Did you know that? I can only think of two female muppets period. One being that hippy chick from the band(I forget what it’s called). The second is, of course, Miss Piggy. I thought about her momentarily. I think that is a bit off putting. First of all, she’s definitely voiced by a man/YODA. And two, even as a character, she would probably dom the HELL out of me. I can see her going for the leather outfit and everything. When she spanks you she’ll yell “HAAAIIII YA!” Actually, aside from the voice, maybe we could make it work. I suppose if she’s good enough to Kermit… HA!
September 19th, 2008 at 10:35 am
I have something like this, but it is still in the package…Guess I should bust it out!!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Piggy is def Domme. Kermit is sub. And the hippie chick’s name is Janice.
And speaking of gender in muppets, for the longest time Sesame Street had a dearth of female muppets. They’ve tried evening it out in recent years.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Westley, The Bass player from the band is Janice. She is Floyd’s on again off again GF. We actually have a friend who dressed as her for Halloween and RBG and I were the only two who knew who she was. We have all 5 yrs of the episodes if anyone is inclined.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I love that show…I really do. I would love to just have a marathon of Muppets. It’s so bloody clever. Do you realize how many jokes little kids wouldn’t get that they just throw in there?
September 19th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Alright, Once RBG and I have moved our business down to ST. Louis after NOV 1st. We will have a Muppet marathon just for you Westley, and of course any others who would like to come along.
Oh by the way TBK, great toy. lol.
September 19th, 2008 at 11:33 am
SWEET! We should invite the “whole family”, Rockabilly
September 19th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Cool, but only if TBK brings her GONZO!
September 19th, 2008 at 11:48 am
and someone else must bring their Swedish Chef…it’s not a sex toy, it’s just a Muppet, but if you think about it too long he could so be dirty. hehe
September 19th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
We will just have his props, wooden spoons, spatulas, and an extra large wire wisk.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Check out this link to see Kermit and the Swedish Chef…
http://e-mp3s.eu/kermit/
September 19th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Mine came with the attachment. The moment I took it out of the box, I called out to my husband, put it to my nose and laughed out, “look, I’m Gonzo!”.