Quote of the Day (Perv Style)
Filed under: Eros - August 29, 2008 @ 1:00 pm“i’d eat my load out of your ass…just sayin’….”
- A new suitor, after he told me he wished he could eat his cum out of my pussy and I said, “Too bad I’m not on the pill!”
So. Should I ask to see his “I’m HIV Neg” card and go for it??
August 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“Out” of your ass or “Off” of your ass?
If this appeals to you then “Laze le bon ton roule!”
August 29th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Me? Have a typo? PLEASE.
ha ha
Off to learn French…I’m guessing that says “Eat a lazy cinnamon roll.”
August 29th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
She really got into me licking and probing her ass with my tongue, as I was the first one. Then, when we progressed to anal sex, she got off on that, and ogasamed very well from it.
I loved being bare in her ass, and cumming in her ass, up and hard.
She said she could feel me squirting in her. It was a natural progression then to probe her opened ass afterward with my tongue. She got so relaxed, that she creamed my face.
At first she was a bit embarrassed by this, but then turned to surprise when I told her I loved to do that, and it got me hard again, so that I could fuck her ass again.
She begged for it then because she knew I’d lick her ass again.
August 29th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Clem is the suitor (though it’s likely wrong and none of my business unless TBK spills)
Translation: Let the good times roll. Though the image of a lazy cinnamon roll (with drippy, white icing), and someone felching your ass can kind of overlap.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Capn, do ya think I would let a guy named Clem eat his cum out of my ass? Really now. But hey I read that and was like
DAMN.
It’s Anal o’clock!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Was he trying to say let the good times roll? Laissez Le bon temps roulent? Oh oops, you got your ans… See the card and do it!!
August 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
NewWrldYankee Oh man I totally butchered it. Now I have use another post to apologize for not googling “let the good times roll + french” instead of a bastardization pronunciation which netted me a fucked up, illiterate phrase. *Blush!
Rephrase back on topic: If Felching appeals to you, then let the good times roll!
August 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
TBK, the answer, of course, is YES.
Capn, you can speak bastardized French too? You’ve really got it all!! Hehe, xo!
August 29th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Just for posterity, I think y’all are lookin’ for:
“Laissez les bons temps rouler”
A direct translation of “let the good times roll.” Apparently only uttered in New Orleans? I’ve never heard the phrase in Quebec.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Did you ever doubt the Captain, TBK?
August 29th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
You know, I’ve never quite understood the call of anal sex. I’ve seen it in porn and movies, but it always seemed forced at best and at worst, well, painful. Yet some people talk about it as if it were the “holy grail” of intercourse…so to speak. I guess I was always under the impression that there is a perfectly good vagina not but a few inches to the front.
Maybe someone can explain it to me. Honestly, do women enjoy the physical sensation of a cock up their pooper? Apparently it would be much more enjoyable for a man to have something lodged there due to have sexual nerves up the ass. I’ve been curious about it, but not so much to have the nerve to try anything. As far as I’ve read, anatomically women don’t have much up there to stimulate. I, of course, am not a woman so I can’t say what they really go for. Again, curiosity has gotten the better of me and would love to hear people’s views on the subject.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Westley, either you like it or you don’t. Don’t ever do anything you don’t really want to, that’s just crazy. BUT, It’s not painful if you do it right. Women can get plenty of stimulation from it. The guy has to be really hard and take it really slowly at first, but that just adds to the sensation. It’s much tighter than a vagina and you do have to be careful. You either need plenty of lube or a woman who’s pussy is just gushing wetness that drips down to lubricate her. Just the idea of something so forbidden can make a person wild with desire. And don’t compare porn to real life, ugh! Real life is soooo much better……
August 30th, 2008 at 1:36 am
TBK says: “It’s Anal o’clock!”
Sunday: *rolls*
chiavata, I like your response to Westley. YES - never compare real life to porn! I enjoy anal sex a great deal but it’s received knowledge (at least in my relationships) that it’s a mood thing, a timing thing, and a situational thing. If a man ever came at me with an erect cock looking to shove it up my ass without warning I’d cut that thing off! Westley, there are _lots_ of nerves there, and it’s a bit more than the “forbidden” thing. It’s an explosively full overwhelming kind of thing. There aren’t words. Ooh! But if there are, I want to hear (read) them! Give it up, bishes!
August 30th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Shouldn’t be judgemental, I know, TBK, but it seems awful sad that anyone would want to eat anything that comes out of even your delectable ass. Put it down to the suitor wooing you with a cocktail of dirty talk and religious devotion. BTW, laissez le bon temps rouler isn’t heard here in France either, as it’s Franglais.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Westly as you can see some women do indeed love it. There are a shitload of nerves in the anus. Why do you think a great dump feels so good? When I was young and ignorant, my girlfriend left me for a guy who nailed her bum. I had no clue about ass play.
Roger people like what people like. While I don’t care for Felching myself, there’s little difference from the anal sex we are currently discussing. Whatever is done between 2 consenting adults is ok by me though I personally draw the judgment line at Scat (but not “Scatman” Crothers who was awesome).
Re: Not Franglais, idiom. I heard it from a DJ on a local radio show Howzit Bayou? I can only speak Pepe Le Pew French. Portuguese is the language I butcher.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am
anal sex is a lot like fine, polished diamonds. RARE.
Every bitch gives up her pussy, fuckin’ dime a dozen. ASS however, is a rare treat, tight and nasty!
It is an aquired feeling. I never thought i’d like anything up my ass, until i found myself more horny than i ever had been before, and i found myself trying to take my masturbatory practise to the next level, so i covered a spatula handle with a condom and i STUCK IT UP MY ASS ! ! ! then when i busted it was GLORIOUS ! ! !
TBK- let him fuck that ass……………
you know u want it!
August 30th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I’d say go for it, but only if you’re extra clean down there (maybe use an enema or something) because felching doesn’t necessarily equal scat play and that would be a little unnerving for it to suddenly turn into that without warning.
And yes, you should ask to see his neg card.
August 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
You should ask to see his neg card and then make him wait 6 mos, test again and then go for it if both are neg. Seroconversion rate is about 6 mos. So if he got his card today, he could have contracted the aids within the last 5 mos and still tested neg. No to mention the nice array of other goodies in the STI toybox. I would just suggest that he blow on, not in, door #2 and clean it up instead.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
This has to be one of the funniest convos ever. I butcher french and spanish, and some other ones, too, so oops. Close , but no cigar. It is so funny to see what posts stir up convos up here in TBK land. So what is the verdict? To felch or not to felch? That is the Q.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
O man NWY I agree! I love how I bring up the topic of anal felching and then the comments veer into French expressions.
Wolf, I like your idea. You bring up some good points. I’ll be interviewing a herpes expert for the blog soon, two of my friends have had herpes scares recently, stay tuned…
August 31st, 2008 at 7:45 am
Ahh, the sweet romance of early courtship.
August 31st, 2008 at 8:39 am
Ya know, all questions of linguistic pedigree aside — Capn Marrrk’s phonic transcription was very good. I’m sure he’d get by on the street which is where it counts!
September 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Amen, Sunday, I couldn’t have described it better!