Possibly the Freakiest Thing I Have Ever Posted
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - August 28, 2008 @ 1:00 pmI showed this link to my boss.
Go ahead, click it. It’s a medical journal. I know, I know, you have to assume that ANY link I share with you is NSFW, but this one is practically WebMD.
It’s an errant NIPPLE.
My boss’s response: Is this for real?
Me: My friend in med school sent it to me.
My boss: Holy shit …Â foot boobs
I’m thinking it’s for real. And I have to throw this out there - are nipples just as hot when they are in places other than fatty chest tissue? Like what about third nipples? Or a nipple on the arm? Or the forehead? And why is a nipple hot, but a boil is not?
August 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Cuz everyone knows a boil is full of gross puss…. well, unless you are into that stuff…. which, since it’s the place….. might be someones thing…lol
August 28th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Possibly the Freakiest Thing I Have Ever Posted
Oh well then I’ll have to let you take a picture of that superfluous cunt I have growing on my back. That will take the title.
Nipples bring pleasure. Boils bring pain generally. But I mean who doesn’t dig popping a loved one’s zits?
August 28th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
ewwww…. gross… I barely enjoy popping my own!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Haven’t you ever seen the movie Mallrats? Sure it’s probably Kevin Smith’s least appreciated movie. Still, who can forget the scene towards the end with that gorgeous Topless Fortune Teller. She had a third nipple throughout the topless portion of the scene. You know, that extra nip didn’t take away from the sexiness of that woman, although I can’t say that it added either.
I think the attractiveness of the nipple is two fold. One, as mentioned on numerous occasions on here, they can bring untold amounts of pleasure if treated just the way you like. And two, for some reason they have been labeled in society as the forbidden fruit along with the pussy. Itsy bitsy bikinis are fine, but slip a nip and that’s just “indecent”…and wonderful.
You ever watch an old time burlesque show? First of all, it’s amazing, secondly they take off everything except a g-string and pasties. Pasties cover nipples, and that’s it. The rest of your body is open for the world to see, and it’s still considered a “tease”.
Although I very much appreciate the entire breast for beauty, and just grand jiggly fun, there is something about that magical spot in the middle being hidden from us. It’s like the prize at the bottom of the cereal box. You know it’s there and you really don’t want to wait until the bottom of the box to get to it…if that makes any sense at all.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I want to know if she enjoyed it being sucked on. Was there any extra sensation there for a foot fetish fantasy?
August 28th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’m… at a loss for words.
I…
want to forget I saw this.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I’d be playing with my foot ALL DAY.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Uh…. The third nipple on Mallrats was an eatable one. I’m a fan…
Remember, she popped it off and ate it?! LOL I’m also curious as to the extra sensation on the foot nipple
August 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I would totally lick that nipple. A lot.
I also like to pop people’s zits. I have even been known to do it on the first date.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
i was once told by a doctor i have “nipple marks”. i have the two normal ones where they are supposed to be, and then sort of like a cat, i have what look somewhat like moles (but one really does look like a miniature nipple w areola)a couple inches below my breasts. then i have another set, several more inches down from that, though one is way off to one side.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I wonder if it gets hard when her feet are cold…
August 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
ha ha ha ha
August 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yep, weird. Though I can imagine this being the ultimate for a guy with a foot fetish… I think…
August 28th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I dated a woman for awhile, and on our first date, she said, “Do you want to see my nipples?” A bit dumbfounded, I said ‘Sure’ She pealed out of her blouse and said, “See?” I was staring at her in her bra, and she said ‘look lower’. There, right under the bottom of her bra, she had another set of nipples, very small, but still, very real, and they also were very “excitable” I admit, they aroused me, and her. She loved to have them played with.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Reminds me of a Takashi Miike flick called “Imprint” where chick was born with a “twin sister” attached to her own head in the form of a hand with eyes and mouth.
I’d like to be able to say that a third nipple wouldn’t bother me because Chloe Sevigny and Lilly Allen both have the third nipple action and I’d fuck the shit out of both those girls. However, a simple larger than average facial mole has prevented me from putting the moves on my super sexy Asian neighbor so I dunno how I’d actually feel when presented with the third nipple.
I do know I don’t find that foot nipple the least bit sexy.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
i have a third nipple! it’s below my right one, positioned similar to cats and dogs just like roe. if i ever have loads of completely expendable time, i’d love to try to prove that its a nipple and not just a birthmark by stimulating it until it lactates.
that foot nipple is awesome! it seems that it would hurt a lot to walk with it though- especially barefoot. regardless, i imagine it has gotten pretty keratinized.
i would definitely lick it as well, belle.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
How many people, though, can really say they’ve been walking around all day on their own nipples?
August 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I’m with lena. Make it go away.
Move awaaaay from the nuclear power plant!
August 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I’m just speechless. I have no idea how to react to this one.
August 28th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I wouldn’t suck it, well i would once. damn, people with foot fetishes would be in 7th heaven over that shit…
it would be cool to have a cute little vagina on my right hand……………………
August 28th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Hahaha Rev! I’m not so sure about another nipple on one’s foot, but I suppose one near the breast area could be fun. Also, Lily Allen has a third nipple???? Wow, learn something new every day. I <3 her big time anyway.
oh yeah, and I’m also one of those people that enjoys popping loved-one’s zits… usually the variety they can’t for whatever reason reach; if you can do it yourself, you should. On that same note, I always wondered if having an obsession with popping one’s own zits, or picking at blackheads was a form of self mutilation or some kind of masochistic thing…like cutting and the like.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Foot fetishists everywhere just creamed themselves…
August 28th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Yeah, you’ll notice that I opted NOT to post the pic on my blog, but instead just linked to it…
August 29th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Could you imagine the pleasure that could bring to a foot fetishist? Oh how our lovely genes make the strangest of things happen. I recently watched a show on The Discovery channel where they would flip a “DNA switch” and managed to turn on tails sharp teeth and scales on chickens. Basically reverting it to a point where it was partially a dinosaur!!!
August 29th, 2008 at 11:43 am
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August 29th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
that is weird.. I would say it is fake if weren’t in that medical journal. I still think it is fake… bottom of her foot! geeze
August 29th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Percy, you should know by now that truth is stranger than fiction.