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Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - August 20, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

Ready to get creeped out? I’m running an interview with a necrophiliac tomorrow. Super fascinating stuff…

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23 Comments to “Pssst…”

  1. Kevin Chan Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    OMG… never thought I’ll see something like that here.

    I’ve got the super heebie jeebies already, just thinking about it…

  2. The Belle Kind Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Are you kidding me, Kevin? Anything goes here.

  3. The Beautiful Kind Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Except vanilla. That’s not allowed.

    :)

  4. Dor Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Fucking me is like necrophilia, I just lay there.

  5. JustSomeDude Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Coincidentally, I just rented the movie Kissed about three weeks ago, about a female necrophiliac. Highly strange.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116783/

  6. Capn Marrrrk Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Dor: It only works if you’ve taken a cold, cold bath first.

    Question: If there is no “soul” left in the body (should you believe it) how is it different than say, humping a pillow given fake breasts when you are teen/young man?

    False Answer: Other than the smell, the concept, the temperature and the ugh! of it all?

  7. lena Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Beat you to it TBK. I DATED ONE.

  8. lena Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    And Dor, it only works if your heart isn’t beating. Cold flesh is enough for some. Others feel that the heartbeat ruins it. Also: breathing. :D

  9. Dor Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Are we going to see a “Fuck You” the corpse? You cant really fuck a dead dude, I guess, unless you ass fuck him. Wouldn’t rigor mortis make a pussy all rigid?

  10. lena Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Luckily Dor, TBK swings both ways. But I’m not quite sure she’s up for dead pussy.

  11. MsKittyFantastico Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Anyone remember Clerks? Dead guy had a boner!

  12. Paul Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Or “Weekend at Bernies”, when Bernies g/f goes upstairs to sleep with him after he’s been dead for 2-3 days!

  13. William Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    What? Make sure you have two things on hand during the interview; a gun in one hand and some sort of mojo in the other. Dammm!!!

  14. Dolly Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    Wow. not something I expected, but I shouldn’t be surprised ;) Good luck Beautiful!

  15. JoeTheJuggler Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite puns. It’s a Swifty:

    “I’m honestly not sure how I feel about gay necrophilia,” said Frank half in dead Ernest.

  16. Paulie Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    I have never been a necrophiliac but I played one for cuddly necrobabes.com

  17. Joy Witte Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    I am already engrosed, I must hear more!

  18. MsKittyFantstico Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    I’d be interested in hearing lena’s tale! What was it like dating one?

  19. chiavata Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Dor, you have to catch the body at the right time. Rigor mortis sets in after a few hours and can last for a few days before it resolves. You have to catch the dead guy when its in full rigor mortis so his dick is hard and the woman right after death or days later! Unless you like a REALLY tight pussy.

  20. Dor Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    DAMN! Chiavata, I had no idea you were so sick!

  21. chiavata Says:
    August 21st, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    And you thought you had sick all wrapped up~ but that’s why you like me, Dor!!

  22. JoeTheJuggler Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    “You have to catch the dead guy when its in full rigor mortis so his dick is hard ”

    Rigor mortis only affects muscles.

  23. chiavata Says:
    August 25th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    JoeTheJuggler, you had to take all the fun out of it by being right!

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