Disqualified!
Filed under: Vexed - August 19, 2008 @ 1:00 pmSo I’m eating Thai food in a restaurant with a friend, and I attempt to take the “Who Would You Fuck” game up a notch…
Me (out of the blue): If you could impregnate anyone here in the restaurant besides me, who would you pick?
Him: I’m fixed.
Me (slightly disappointed): Oh.
August 19th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
LOL I think he missed the point… you said “IF”!!!
August 19th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I agree with Kitty. If makes it purely hypothetical.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Bright…that one. I hope he’s pretty.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Some people just don’t know how to play!
August 19th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
ha ha, you have to admitt, not quite the answer you expected. He should have pointed out a cute guy and really thrown you for one.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:24 am
ahhh but was it truly his fault?
1st off maybe he was thinking that by telling you he had been snipped he could get away with the prized bareback.
2nd even though there are 5 women I am currently sleeping with (and a 6th I wish I could) there is only one that I would even think of impregnating and we have talked for hours about it because it’s a HUGE step to take and yet I still wear condoms with everyone but my wife…
August 20th, 2008 at 12:47 am
you can stil play the game even if you’re fixed.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Can I sleep with him? The mere thought of a sterile dick makes me swoon…
lol
August 20th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
So much for playing along…
August 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Poor guy, should have thought more before he spouted… oh wait he can’t spout anymore
blueridgemariposa you can help me get sterilized
August 24th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I told you that I would have no problem applying the Stinger to your vas and shocking the hell out of your sperm tubes, Chaos. If I remember correctly, you turned me down.
August 24th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
True… I was thinking more scientific methods… and perhaps more likely to actually work