You Are The Beautiful Kind: Chiavata
Filed under: You Are The Beautiful Kind - July 30, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Alias: Chiavata (it’s Italian, look it up!)
Age: 46
Relationship Status: Married to a man open enough to accept my desire for a woman and tolerant enough to endure my excessive flirting. I know I make him nuts but I would have driven a lesser man truly crazy a long time ago.
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Favorite Physical Feature on Yourself: My entire strong, sexy body, head to toe.
Beauty Tip: Love yourself, unconditionally, inside and out. If you treat yourself like you’re beautiful, sexy, desirable, and comfortable in your own skin, others will also see you that way!
Charity you support: Breast cancer research, and an agency that advocates for people with mental retardation.
If you could take a class for fun right now what would you take: I’ve always wanted to fence. I would go back to art school for drawing and painting. I’d like to learn to speak French.
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know: I’d like to be able to speak Italian fluently. I’d like to get my mountain bike OVER more things instead of going around half the time or flying over the handlebars after I’ve hit something at a bad angle.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? No, but I loved dolls and used to wish they would come alive. I treated them like they were!
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done: I left my first husband, taking my infant son with me.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at: (non-sexual) Bench pressing. I can press 60% of my weight (65lbs) at least 24 reps in row and can do 30 on a good day.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at: (sexual) Making people feel sexy and seducing them.
How old were you when you lost your virginity: Hmmm…… my first time with a boy was when I was 19, we were skinny dipping in his friend’s pool and he fucked me in their pool house. My first time with a girl I was 12, lying naked on her carpet and so aroused that I had my very first orgasm. Neither of us was touching me, it was completely mental and fucking HOT! That orgasm was like a drug and I was an addict…….
The last time you had sex and with whom: Today, with myself! I’m very dependable, always in the mood, and always available!!
Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, although I love them on other people, it’s too much of a commitment for me. My ears are pierced, my right twice, my left four times.
What type of person are you into: Someone with personality! Looks are nice but not necessary. Smart, brainy people are sexy! I like people who are self-assured and confident but not arrogant. People who like who they are and live without regret or excuses. A sense of humor is a must, and I enjoy people who can laugh at themselves. I always have the best times with people who make me laugh!! Don’t be a hater, or judgmental. It’s very hard for me to be open about myself, I want to feel if I bare my soul to you my secrets are safe (some things you just have to take to the grave!) I have a lot of energy so I like to be around people who can keep up with me, mentally, physically and sexually. Don’t be wishy-washy- I like people who have strong opinions even if they differ from mine. We don’t always have to agree, that’s what keeps it interesting.
What do you fantasize about/what turns you on? I’ll give you one~ You’re a girl or a guy and I’m your slave. Before you leave for the day you tell me what you’re going to do to me when you get home. You lock me naked in a cage, dripping wet with instructions not to cum till you get home. I can’t help myself though; just thinking about you makes me cum! When you get home I confess and you pull me out of the cage by my hair and slap me. You push me to my knees and make me lick your pussy or suck your dick. Maybe you turn me over your knee alternately spank me and pet my ass. Maybe you bite my nipples. Or slap my pussy. Maybe you bend me over and slide your dick in and fuck me hard. No matter, I always submit to you, I can’t help myself. You laugh because I always end up begging for you. I tell you I hate you and you throw me back in the cage. You call me a liar because you know I love everything you do to me!!
Pubic hairstyle: Shaved labia with a narrow strip of well trimmed hair above.
What do your nipples look like: Awesome! Very, very deep pink, always erect with areolas a bit bigger than a quarter.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? Wow, I can’t pick just one. My life has been one big fantasy. Not counting my first orgasm, here are three I’ve narrowed down. 1~We had been fighting, arguing, blaming and hating but loving each other for months-each of us needing something the other just didn’t seem capable of giving- in the middle of the night, sleeping naked, we awake together, lying on his back, his hand on his big cock, do you want some of this? He says- Do I ever say No? I answer- I crawl down and lick him- I love to suck cock- till we’re both all wet. I climb on top, slide him in and fuck the shit out of him, I cum fast then he pulls out and cums all over me-we go back to sleep, wondering what just happened. 2~He kept me on the edge, as always, by fucking me for hours, stopping and starting, changing position, he had me dripping wet- we were on the floor- Then he pulled us both up to sit, still inside me, hard as ever and asked if we could cum together-we hadn’t till then-He held me close, our bodies pressed together, legs around each other, breathing together, we kissed, our lips soft and wet and barely touching and up and down a few more times I slid and over the edge we went, tumbling into ecstasy together, shaking, breathless, delirious. 3~When she walked across the floor our eyes locked and I just KNEW. My heart was pounding, we sat close, talking, knees touching, getting closer and closer. I was getting wet, I couldn’t take my eyes off her. Her hand on my knee, then my thigh, sliding up under my skirt, she was asking if it was okay. I opened my legs a little more so she could get even higher. We had to be discreet here, and it added to the excitement. She reached the top of my thigh and I drew a sharp breath. It was very loud all around us but it was like she and I were alone in an electrifying warp in time and I wanted it to last forever.
Any regrets? Any time I’ve opened my stupid mouth without thinking first and hurt someone unintentionally, especially someone I love.
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Because you discovered that I believed in the inherent dignity of all humankind. And maybe B-Diddle had a little something to do with it!
July 30th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Good grief! You’re 46? Way to go!! You are proof that, women should lift weights, its hard to convince most women of that. Women always think they will get bulky from weights, instead it makes you lean and strong. Nothing increases the resting metabolism like weights! Im getting back to lifting myself, I hurt my back a year or so ago and have had to take it easy but Im full steam ahead now! BTW, Italian women are the most beautiful in the world, period!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:07 am
PS: I had to size the pic down, so you can’t see very well that her socks say “slut.”
July 30th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Man….Chiavata I have a lot of work to do today but I am having a hard time getting your blog off my mind. I am with Dor…. Italian women are phenomenal!!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Gorgeous photo - one of my favorites to date - and enticing words. Thanks for sharing your strength, beauty and heat.
I love Wednesdays!
July 30th, 2008 at 9:58 am
FUCK!!!! When are you going to publish your “Fuck You” list?? If I am not on it, I will force my way in and lock the cage when I get there.
Picture is great of course.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Her socks say “slut” I have to know where you got those from, my husband would love to pull those off my feet before he sucks on my toes!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:26 am
mountain biking and nudity is sexy !!!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Mmmm Chiavata and B-Diddle sittin’ in a tree - I mean, cage = Cougar Hotness!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Speaking of mountain biking and nudity, has anyone ever heard of naked in Vermont? The wife and I are taking a trip there soon, we just found out that certain towns have very lax nudity laws. There is an annual bike event in one town where hundreds of people go biking naked through the streets! I thought Oregon was the ultimate hippy state, Vermont is no slouch either.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:48 am
yep dor, in vermont it is legal to walk around in the neud.
vermont is for lovers…………
July 30th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Wow. I have never before wanted to be a mountain bike so desperately. Damn, woman! You are absolute hotness!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I’m sorry, as I don’t always read every comment, but Chiavata has a site?
As a cyclist I’m always scanning for hotties in spandex, but it would seem STL is a weener town. But now I know, they are all off road, bashing around the woods.
Chiavata, I’m gonna have to agree with everyone. You are looking quite hot on that there bike, YOWZA!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
LOVE the picture. Next to TBK kicking down the wall of the slaughterhouse, this one is my favorite!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I’m going to Vermont soon for a wedding. But no one wants to see this naked. I would never endanger the public safety with my hairy grizzly bear body. In fact, I may get shot as someone could mistake me for a Yeti when my hair and beard are long enough. Anyone have a mountain man fetish? For a guy who lives in the big city? Haha.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Everyone knows about my thing for hairy chests. Well I’ve decided I have a thing for hairy backs, too. I REALLY like the werewolf/beast thing. Bears, lions….. grrrrrr
July 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Do you also enjoy hairy stomachs, legs, asses and package? I do trim the forest up front though. It’s necessary. My dick, when limp, is admittedly pathetic looking amongst all of that hair. When erect though, well, it does the trick. How do you feel about beards? I’m told they feel pretty great between a woman’s legs. The ladies seem to dig the beard these days. Let’s have bear mauls innocent, lost Girl Scout sex!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Me = You Are The Bear Kind? Heh.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
TBK, so Sasquatch would be your kind of dude?
July 30th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Maybe you could get one of these guys to put on a Bigfoot suit and fuck you, that would make a great video! Kinda like that one where the chick got fucked by the guy in a bunny suit.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Ah Josh, you are a grower, not a shower. I like hairy everything. Beard (planted between my creamy thighs OMG YES), belly, legs.
Dor, ideally my fuck partners wouldn’t have to dress up in a monkey suit, they will be naturally dressed to thrill.
Sorry Chiavata that your YATBK turned into a platform for my hirsute activism agenda. xoxoxoxoxo
Goddammit I’m horny again
July 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
My apologies to Chiavata for turning her YATBK comments section off topic. No apologies for getting TBK horny though. Beards are magical like that. I can’t control it. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Yes, back to you, Chiavata. I’ll just go over to this corner here and stroke a beard and mumble feverishly about cages…
July 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
It would be a cool idea for a fucked up porno though, a chick or chicks go hunting in the woods for Bigfoot and when she/they find him they end up fucking him.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Chiavata-
Woman!! Wow. You are friggin’ gorgeous.
Lovely name, btw. I can curse in multiple languages so I have always giggled when seeing your name.
Baci bella.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Sigh. Yes, yes bigfoot/ape porn would be hot. I saw a Japanese porn like that once. A hot young chick was sleeping in her tent and a guy in an ape costume busted in and raped her. All this black hair shed all over her creamy skin and he licked her pussy like an animal…It was hot, I got off to it, but I’d prefer a werewolf costume. Good ol’ Bram Stoker’s Dracula…
http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/2006/11/01/order-your-rape-figurine-today/
and look! She’s even a redhead…goddammit I’m hornier again
July 30th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
This back to bikes: This Saturday is World Naked Bicycle Day with one being held here in STL: http://tinyurl.com/6p2w2n
I saw the article and said, “I am so there!” followed by “Awww man.” I literally just got off the phone promising my sister to go to my niece’s dance recital. Saturday Night.
I miss all the fun stuff. I have to miss the Circe Du Erotica due to a work commitment. Grrrrr!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I wish I looked like that. Wow!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Thank you all so much, I’m very flattered!!! You’re all so much fun, I love it here.
~Dor, I’m fond of you, nice to know we have something in common. Bet you look hot yourself.I owe my body to clean eating and lifting- I won a bench press competition on Sunday!
~Beautiful, thanks for pointing out my socks! I knew you would appreciate them- xoxo!
~Joy, the socks are from the Sock Guy, you can buy them online. Bike socks can be fucking crazy!
~JustSomeDude, mountain biking entails plenty of falling and in doing so I have been fucked by my bike plenty!
~blueridgemariposa, Tiamo!! Sexy and smart indeed, you are.I’m imagining your giggle and I love it.
~Capn Marrrk, get off the road already, it’s much dirtier on the singletrack!
~B-Diddle, Somehow I knew you’d like the photo, hmmm……you know you’re at the top of my “Fuck You” list, but please, force your way in anyway! Where’s the cage? Where’s TBK? and do we get to wear “slut” socks?
BTW–I love the way the blog sidetracks, especially when it goes somewhere so unexpected! Hirstute activism? Go for it. It has to be better than people who feel the need to shave themselves like toddlers!!!
July 31st, 2008 at 5:53 am
Chiavata, I don’t really think Im that hot, I am trying to get back to where I used to be though. Folks like you are a great motivator!
July 31st, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Thanks again, Dor, but seriously, caring enough to want to be at your best is hot!
July 31st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
hi
i like wot u said in your prof. well looking forward to more sexy stuff from you. when u need any indian flavour i shall b obliged to do so
bye
July 31st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
dor- you look pretty healthy, and you definitely don’t look your age. thumbs up to CHIAVATA and Dor and TBK for looking very very good for there age.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:55 am
Wow, thanks Rev!
August 1st, 2008 at 8:48 am
Rev-Lion, I will take a compliment from you anyday! thanks!
tushy, now that’s a flavour I’ve never tasted but am so willing to try!
August 1st, 2008 at 8:50 am
Rev Lion,
You 20-somethings are so cute…
I wanna be your old lady!
August 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Chiavata, is an unbelievably wonderful,beautiful,sexy,smart,hot,crazy women.She’s strong inside and out. She would like to wrestle with the bear in the mountain’s or play chicken on her bike naked with a bear and the crazy sob would lose on purpose. And to think I had a great idea for a birthday present (cage on the front of her bike) .
BTW jstnut is her just nuts husband
August 1st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
jstnuts~ You are pretty hot yourself. You like it when I outride you cause you get to chase me! You like my bruised and bleeding “crack whore” legs after a day of hard riding! How could I not love you the most ever????? I know I make you nuts, thank you for loving me and putting up with my craziness….xoxoxo!
August 4th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I’m trying to read the text, but my eyes keep going back to that naked ass on the bicycle seat. And those legs. And the “slut socks.
OK, I interrupted this comment because my doorbell rang. Female student + me with erection = need for baggy shirt.
Lesson finished, but no time now. I’ll have to read the text later–if I can.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Awww, Beau, I knew it was worth the wait!