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Pet Peeve #64

Filed under: Vexed - July 28, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

I HATE HOTEL BEDSPREADS!!!

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7 Comments to “Pet Peeve #64”

  1. Josh Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Agreed. Nothing ruins porn better that a bad backdrop of a hotel/motel bedroom. It’s (a) ugly, (b) cheap, (c) cowardly, and (d) all of the above. It pretty much cries out, “I am too much of a wimp to do a real photo shoot or video so we had to rent a room.” Pussy. Pet Peeve #65 should be shirts that say “Naughty University” with the number 69 one them. Ugh.

  2. Sapph Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    I recognize that hotel bedspread. It is a Residence Inn as I recall.

    Ok, that’s frightening.

  3. Ellie Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    They ruin porn and they also creep me out. I’m certain they don’t wash them very often. I take them off the bed and toss them in the corner as soon as I arrive in a hotel room.

  4. Manj Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    At Love Hotels here, I always strip the bed first thing, and just leave the sheets on. A couple of times we’ve fucked on the bed, we’ve spilt cum and stuff on the bedspread and been like “oh noooo we’re those people” but it has just hardened our resolve to never touch them except when we’re banishing them from the bed. Soooo gross. Hehehe.

  5. Capn Marrrrk Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    I like to wear them as togas over my naked body.

    One thing you should NEVER EVER do (which is what I did) is take one of those body fluid detecting black lights into a hotel room.

    Now when we go, my wife makes me sanitize the remote, phone & light switches with hand sanitizer.

    Question. How exactly does one get urine on a ceiling?

  6. comfy Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Capn Marrrrk, I think getting urine on the ceiling involves having a long penis, laying on your back on the highest piece of furniture in the room, and a great flow of urine.

  7. valentine Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    That would be how to PEE on the ceiling, but there are much more ways to GET pee on the ceiling.

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