The Beautiful Kind

This is the We-Vibe:

Have you ever seen a sex toy shaped like this? I haven’t. I was skeptical at first, but after trying it out a couple times, I am smitten. Here is why:

• The box says it’s “for couples or solo play.” Why not for triads? Hmf. Ha ha. I used it solo, would be curious to see what it’s like with someone else there, would it be fun for them? OK I just peeped at a site about it and it said it can be worn while “making love.” Huh? Really? I’ll have to try that out. Now I’m imagining what it would be like to have my clit and g-spot stimulated while getting fucked, and the guy getting a vibrating vagina…
• It has two speeds. I used the higher speed. The switch is tricky for me, really hidden, so it’s good that it came with a little instruction sheet.
• It’s rechargeable, and the plug outlet is invisible, so it’s very weird to stick the plug in to charge it up. It feels like you’re…penetrating it. The charge will last for two hours.
• It’s very space age.
• I stuck one end of it inside me and rested the other on my clit. I had to push up on it to get it where I wanted it, which really pressed against the “roof” of my pussy’s mouth, really giving me g-spot stimulation. I had to resist the urge to squirt (I didn’t prep ahead with a towel). Usually toys that claim g-spot stim don’t carry through for me, so that was pretty cool.
• I LOVE that it is waterproof. Can’t WAIT to take it in the bath with me.
• It’s super discreet, doesn’t look like a sex toy, and comes in an eyeglass case, pretty snazzy. You can walk around with it and people won’t know what it is. You can tell them it hooks over your ear or something. Come to think of it, it would be fun to take it out somewhere and ask people what they think it is and videotape the responses.
• It’s REALLY quiet, sounds subtle and sexy. You could use it and someone in the next room wouldn’t notice.
• It’s carbon neutral!
• I’m thinking there are a lot of possibilities with this thing, pretty exciting.

Here is another pic of it out of the box:

I buzzed through my review of it because Belle also gave it a test run, so we get two takes on it! Here is her in-depth review:

Belle’s Bitch Box Profile
Clit stimulation: Indirect
Internal/G-spot stimulation: sometimes, but not necessary
Preferred toys: fingers, finger sized gentle vibrators
Has successfully used: Hitachi magic wand, Feeldoe, iRabbit
Accessories: glass dildo or butt plug, lube
Squirt: Right before orgasm, about 50% of the time

I like to start with subtle stimulation – gentle rubbing on my thighs and mons. I progress to the faintest hint of a caress on my outer lips, then inner lips, and vaginal opening. I very slowly add more pressure, while moving my toy in a clockwise motion around, but not touching, my clit.

Sometimes I move my toy in a clockwise direction to the right of my clit, so that it stimulates my inner and outer lips and the right side of my clit only. I switch things up and gently prod my vaginal opening or my anus very slowly until my body gives in and allows the toy inside. I return to my clit. The key to getting off is on again, off again stimulation. I will often lift the toy off so that it is not touching, and then press down again, over and over.

As I near orgasm, I like to back the toy off and press down with decreasing pressure until the slightest graze will send me over the edge. Direct clitoral stimulation is too much and will turn me off. G-spot stimulation is good, but again, too much will turn me off. Anal stimulation is nice, especially in a circular motion around the anal opening.

I don’t like to flex my Kegal muscles while masturbating. I prefer to relax. Flexing me Kegals hastens orgasm, but I feel that I don’t get quite as much enjoyment out of it that way – it feels almost like cheating.

The We-vibe is a cute, portable little vibe that even comes in its own attractive case. The case is big enough to hold the toy and its charger. It strikes me as a little odd that the manufacturers of this toy would hide the rather pretty case inside the packaging instead of showing it off. The case was a nice little surprise.

The vibe itself has an outer shell of 100% silicone, which is great for silky smooth play, but not so great if you own anything that gives off lint or fur. Be prepared to rinse this guy off if it touches anything furry or linty.

When I first took the We-Vibe out of its box, I looked at is quizzically. Here’s a charger, but where do you stick the plug? Oh, instructions. To charge the We-Vibe, you shove the plug into this little dimple on the front. A barely-perceptible opening in the silicone parts, and the charger is in. Sexy. To turn it on, you press the “nose” above the charger port: to the right for low, to the left for high, in the middle for off.

I flicked the switch and it turned on right out of the box. Yay! I caressed my outer lips with it and it felt good, so I ran upstairs to try it out.

Alas, it only worked for about 4 minutes. The instructions say to let it charge first (for 24 hours), and I didn’t do that, so whatever test charge it had left in it faded quickly.

24 hours later, I used the low setting as I tend to prefer lower frequency vibrations and pulsing. There is no pulse effect, so the vibe only operates at two frequencies. On an intensity scale of 1-10, with 1 being “cell phone on vibrate” and 10 being “Hitachi Magic Wand on high” I would say that the low setting is probably a 3, and the high setting probably a 5.

Fucking myself: I started with the usual, letting the vibe gently caress my bits, slowly adding more pressure until I was turned on enough to become wet. Then, I slowly let the skinny end enter me, where it remained. I pressed and released the thin curve so that both heads would rub at the same time. This felt good, but I didn’t feel as though it was going anywhere, so I switched up, instead pressing the outer head down on my clit and releasing, then repeating.

Occasionally when fucking myself or being fucked, I have a sort of out of body experience. I feel as though I am shrinking down a tunnel, yet at the same time, all sensations feel larger than life. It feels sort of like my clit is a mountain, and my hand is a giant’s hand, stroking away. This used to bother me, so I would open my eyes and snap back into sensory reality. However I have learned to embrace it. This occurred while using the We-Vibe.

As I neared orgasm, I squirted – I felt the warm liquid roll down my perineum and tickle my anus. The orgasm deserves a 6 out of 10.

Ironically, when I went to sniff the wet spot, I smelled urine. Sometimes I urinate as well as squirt (I think), and I definitely wet the bed. So the We-Vibe… made me wee.

Overall, I like it. For people who aren’t too picky about speed or pulsations, it will make a great toy. I like that it’s small enough to put in your pocket, and comes with a smartly designed case for chucking it in your bag. It would make a great travel toy. I read that you and just stick it in and turn it on, but I am a complicated girl, so I don’t think using it that way would work so well for me.