Yo, Cobra Stinger, Bitches!
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - July 17, 2008 @ 7:54 amThe other day I was sitting in a Starbucks with my friend P. He was telling me all about his BDSM/polyamorous adventures. He is married but has a sub girlfriend. He told me about all these crazy things he has done with her, then casually mentioned, “She really likes the Cobra Stinger.”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s this little electrical toy that can produce some pretty cool sensations.”
“LIKE WHAT?”
I’ve always thought that electrical stimulation was so silly. I was at a party one time where a person was running around with a TENS unit, applying it to people’s nipple rings and stuff. I absolutely avoided that person. I mean, how hard do you have to try? How to be a hit at parties: Electrocute people!
“Well, I can show you if you want. I have it with me.”
“No way! Where?”
He motioned to his waist. It was clipped on his jeans like a cell phone.
“Let me see!” I demanded.
He whipped it out.
It takes 2 AA batteries, and can give off a pulsing and continuous current similar to a bee sting or an encounter with someone you have amazing chemistry with.
He turned it on and touched one of the prongs. “Now you touch the other prong,” he instructed.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did. WOW. That felt fun. I liked the pulse setting.
Then he said with a devious smile, “Now touch your tongue with your other hand.”
Giddily, I looked him in the eye and did as he suggested, AND I FELT MY TONGUE TINGLE. The current ran right through me, so subtle and sexy. Just imagine all the possibilities!
I’m telling you this in order to let you know that it’s more fun being electrocuted in Starbucks than it is to pay $5 for a cup of coffee. And to tell you my friend P. is a playa who turned me on cheater-style BAM.
I want one!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 10:54 am
One of my favorite sensations is “…a pulsing and continuous current similar to [snip] an encounter with someone you have amazing chemistry with.” I want one, too!
July 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am
awesome
July 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
i worry about whether that sensation would be pleasurable or give me the heeby-jeebies.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’d rather just get whipped with an old school piece-a leather…………..
July 17th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I wrapped both my hands around the wire of an electric fence once after hearing an exes father go on and on about how the fence would zap the shit out of you. I hated the guy so any opportunity to take away one of his man cards….
Anyway, the current traveled from one arm through my body and out the other arm and I could feel it pulsing through me as it went. It was the most amazing feeling and left me tingly all over. I couldn’t keep my hands off that fence after that…it was just too cool to resist. I could only imagine sex before, during or after a sensation like that.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
amen lion.
ammmmmmmen.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
Rev,
I have a nice thick leather belt, soft and supple from years of wear but still strong as hell…
lol