You Are The Beautiful Kind: Jungle Bunny Brown
Filed under: You Are The Beautiful Kind - July 9, 2008 @ 6:00 am
It’s so perfect that JBB is YATBK during “It’s Broken” theme week, cuz this sexy bitch will BREAK YOUR HEART!!!
Alias: Jungle Bunny Brown
Age: 23
Relationship status: Parked Whore
Sexual orientation: Cock Worshiper who craves to be in a polyandrous relationship, but isn’t doing too much to make that a reality. I want to collect as many men I can.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: Lipps because they are most beautifuliest ugliest thing about me, so I’ve been told.
Beauty tip: Let it all hang out and stand up straight and don’t squint and apply in circles and stretch and make it yourself
Charity you support: Myself and my family, I don’t really trust charities
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? Any type of energy work or alternative healing, Herbalism, Singing Lessons, Samba and soooo much more.
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know? Any and everything that floats along, I’m very hungry and horny.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? Nope but I had like imaginary pillow talk and sex with fantasized boyfriends and husbands until I was around 16. I never really acted anything out I would just think about it. I’ve given birth maybe 5 times. One of my kids caught “us” in the middle of sex. It was weird. Hahaha!
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? Be myself, but probably something else I can’t think of right now. Yeah probably me dropping out of school, quitting my job and moving out of my father’s to become a dominatrix.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): I’m great at surviving and making something out of nothing, I can see beauty in the “repulsive,” I have enough creativity to start a new universe, I can make shit up without lying and I’m good with my hands and I’m one of those people who can learn anything but math. My worst nightmare is being a cashier because I can’t count.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual): Uhhhhh, I don’t know, all I know is I make men fucking crazy. I’ve had multiple men to accuse me of being a witch after giving exceptional good head. Like forreal, forreal.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? A month before my 15th birthday to a “thug”
The last time you had sex, and with whom: maybe at 11am today with my man and I just woke up from being knocked out from that at 2:40pm
Tattoos/piercings: Two small ones but want my sleeves and face done one day
What type of person are you into? Artists and Hippies and White boys drive me crazy!
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on? Gang Bangs, Having my feet licked by a slave while being fucked and “ass clapping” (specifically Pinky from pinkyxxx.com)
Pubic hairstyle: Nappy and stinky, just like nature intended.
What do your nipples look like? Perfect with scars under them from incisions, a lil bit hairy too. And just for shits and giggles my man calls them CWI for cold weather indicators. He says that shit around other folk when my nips and excessively perking.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? Multiple moments. fucking everything I want in general, sex with strangers who don’t speak English is my guilty pleasure.
Any regrets? Regrets are a waste of time
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Because I’m The Shit
July 9th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Great YATBK, love the name JBB, love the strap-on, love the fact that your favorite charity is yourself.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
JUNGLE BUNNY GODDESS ! ! ! ! - OMG, i am so in lust….
Baby girl, you can gone and collect me whenever you want to.
artist, hippy, white boy, damn baby, you’re callin my name ! !
WOW, what a goddess…..
you are a real fuckin WOMAN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
TBK- you just blew my socks off with this YATBK…….
July 9th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I had a feeling Rev-Lion would blow a gasket over this one.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:28 am
JBB and Rev Lion’s combined energy = a deadly force to be reckoned with. We must keep them separated at all costs, otherwise global warming will climax in 30 seconds and red hot alien bunny lions will reign sexual supreme over this stunned and boiling planet.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Love the beauty and intelligence that are hidden in your darkness.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I was struck by the similarity between the way JBB writes/thinks and the way that Lion writes/thinks in his posts!
I say get them together and global warming be damned. (by the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course.)
July 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
FUCK global warming, lets all move to antarctica and start a whole new party colony once it all melts ! ! !
the NEW jamaica………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
By far my mostest favorite YATBK… this lady is HOT! I’m pretty sure I can take Reverend-Lion… I’ve been working out, ya know…
July 10th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Brown sugaaaaaa!!
July 10th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
TBK said … red hot alien bunny lions will reign sexual supreme over this stunned and boiling planet.
And I am now cleaning up the mess of spraying my drink across my computer desk and wondering if said red hot bunny lions would then mate with the rest of us making watered down versions of themselves or just eat us?
And for what it’s worth I love this YATBK. Super hot sexy.