TBK’s Porn Clip Review: “Bitch Gets It Deep”
Filed under: TBKs Porn Clip Reviews - July 5, 2008 @ 6:00 amHere’s a typical suck/fuck clip featuring a girl that Beau would like.
1. I call her a girl because she HAS NO PUBIC HAIR.
2. In fact, she practically has Barbie genitals. It’s all waxed and bleached down there, kinda weird.
3. That purple leopard print thing she is wearing is fucking awful.
4. I like how she holds the cock rather daintily, like she’s at a tea party.
5. Um, the setting is a little weird - are they in the Precious Moments chapel??
6. I’m impressed with how much of that cock she can fit down her throat.
7. I like the spit.
(OK here’s where I paused it so I could go check out an abandoned church with Belle..)
8. Ooh, she’s giving his nuts a tongue bath!
9. UGH her sex face looks like Hilary Swank. She looks annoyed.
10. Yikes his cock is as big as her thigh!
11. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t think this woman enjoys sex very much.
12. The dude has nice, thick hairy arms (good), but a ponytail and a buzzed crotch (very bad).
13. Fellas, don’t eat pussy like that. That’s just obnoxious.
14. I like how he positions her body, like she’s a rag doll.
OK I’ve lost interest. I’m going to wander off and masturbate. But I’m going to think about something else.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:04 am
hahahaaaaa
cheezy couple, god i can’t stand his hair style.
My girlfriend has the same type of sex face, The “I’m disgusted/mad/dirty sex face”
It can be disturbing at times. and fun sometimes.
My dick got hard for this movie, but it never got anywhere.
and what the fuck is the stained glass. GOD…..
tbk you are right, its like a precious moments chapel or some shit….goes right along with her sex face and his cheeziness.
He needs to go make her a philly cheesesteak sandwich or something.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Not the least bit interesting to me. The girl could have been cute, but professional-acting porn people don’t do it for me.
I skimmed through it in about 20 seconds. Where did you find this link? I agree with Lion’s “cheesy couple” assessment.