Sex Toy Smiley Face
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - July 5, 2008 @ 1:00 pmYep, the Sex Toys from VibeReview arrived. Look at how Belle arranged them for me to find. 
The first one I’ll review next week is the nose on the smiley face - The Silver Bullet.
July 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
one of the reviews for the silver bullet says, at times it can be better than the boyfriend……
i like the simplicity, and the fact that it has a super-charged engine ! ! !
I love sex……………………….
July 5th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Those are great - but our new one is better. ROFL
I have to brag because hubby and I finally have an ultra-awesome toy TBK, Beau and Belle don’t - and OMG this is the best $200 we have EVER SPENT.
http://bodybouncer.com/
I swear, this is heaven in a box, and something every kinkster needs. AND I HAVE ONE!!!
We’ve already taken it for a few test drives. You have to get over the “I feel like a five year old on a rocking horse” moments before you try to use it for the serious stuff.
The delivery instructions (post-assembly) tell you to sit and start bouncing on it, gradually building up, for three minutes. The entire time I sat there saying “bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy” or singing ridiculous things like “Pony girl, pony girl, Sapphy is a pony girl…” which got me some really twisted looks from the hubster. LMAO
Once he was laying under it and I was positioned properly on top of it, I discovered that rocking on it is almost as fun (if not more) than the bouncing. So again, I had to relive my pigtail and lollipop days and ride the horsey - only this horsey had a great big penis in the saddle. They didn’t make rocking horses like this when I was a kid, that’s for damn sure!
And now I am very immaturely sitting here in a sing-song voice saying “I’ve got a bouncy and you don’t, neener neener.”
You guys need one! They even have some suggested positions for triads. How cool is THAT??
Off to go ride the bouncy… lie to me and tell me you’re jealous so I can feel all smug and superior for 5 seconds. ROFL
July 6th, 2008 at 6:32 am
I AM jealous! I’ve never heard of this! Thanks for the link, dear. I’m impressed with their inclusion of triads - one of these shmancy toys says it’s for “solo or couple play.” What about triads?? Hee.
It’s awesome to recapture the spirit of childhood during sex - being unabashed, reveling in pleasure, getting messy, screaming…
And I love that song “Pony Boy” too.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Sapph, damn! You almost made me cry laughing.
and I AM jealous!
July 11th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Love the picture, lady! I might have to check into that Body Bouncer toy. I haven’t had much luck with sex furniture, as they usually become more of a hassle than anything else. But - I may check the Body Bouncer out.
Hope you like(d) the goodies.
-Heather