The Beau’s Birthday Next Week
Filed under: Deserving - July 4, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
Next week Beau will be back in town from his big boy road trip (they are in Las Vegas now) and then it will be his 40th birthday.
What, dear readers, should we do to celebrate this monumental occasion? Say Thursday night, or the weekend. (Next Sunday he is getting his big arm tattoo finished, yay!)
He has already
- sky dived
- bungee jumped
- had threesomes galore
B-Diddle has suggested ordering a few more women and filming a lesbian orgy, but I think we might need to come up with something a little kid-friendlier. Maybe camping, zoo, a concert, a day trip?
So far, Beau is leaning towards Dave & Buster’s, which I will do because I love him and it’s his birthday, but I sure hope we can come up with something better than that. Oh god just thinking about that option makes me break out in a pretentious sweat.
July 4th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I was kidding about Dave and Busters.
And I’m not interested in the orgy option right now. I like the kid-friendly ideas.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I was joking about Dave and Busters.
I prefer the kid-friendly options.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
you guys should go horseback riding……
(dirty smirk on my face…)
July 5th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Beau, it’s really easy to claim now that you were kidding about Dave & Buster’s, but we all know the truth. You’re a “Dave & Buster’s” kind of guy. And there’s no shame in that. Actually, there is a lot of shame in that. Sorry bro.
Namaste,
Camarón
July 5th, 2008 at 3:52 am
i don’t even know what “dave & buster’s” is a reference to…
July 5th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Oh Lena, consider yourself blessed. I SO didn’t want to link to it, but fine, I will.
http://www.daveandbusters.com/
It’s like a Chuckie Cheese for grown ups. Video games, pool, bar, driving and shooting games, a rowdy place full of … people.
As an added bonus, the one in St Louis is near a ruptured sewer pipe or something, because a fog of rotten egg and poo stench surrounds it at all times.
July 5th, 2008 at 9:07 am
TBK - No, dave and busters is in westport and BFI has a trash dump right there in that area. all the shit they take away from BFI dumpsters goes out there. so it stinks like rotting corpses with yeast infections all the time.
July 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Earth City
July 5th, 2008 at 11:10 am
B-Diddy, my bad, good heavens, don’t let me diss westport…haha
Earhcity it is…………
i don’t deal with that side of the world much these days.
if i leave the city for too long, it gets hard for me to breath (in a spiritual way). . . . . . . . . .
July 5th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Lion, that’s because the suburbs don’t count as getting out of the city, get past the burbs and into the country and you can find that spiritual breath again. The city and country are like a yin/yang to each other, the suburbs are just a living hell.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:16 am
It is more of a vast void- there isn’t even any urban sprawl to be seen around D&B’s. There is actually a landfill across the street from the casinos/hotels/fast food filth in that strip. Most people don’t know that, but I had to walk Riverport Drive for a job years ago). Other than that you can’t see much but the highway. Line up to dump your trash after you trash your mind. Oh, and the municipal water plant is behind the casinos, so that explains why it smells like a sewer.
(Technically it’s in Maryland Heights. Off Earth City Expressway).