The Sex Toys Are Coming!
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - July 2, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
It’s Christmas in July for TBK - VibeReview is sending me a brimmin’ boxful of sex toys to review on the site (as if I didn’t already have one of the best toy boxes in town - I’m going to have to trade my hat box in for a trunk!)
This is perfect timing because I’ve been using the Hitachi Magic Wand like a bored housewife. It is old reliable. Yes, I am ready for some FRESH BLOOD to get me off.
VR gave me a sneak peek at what they are sending me - this stuff looks like high-class alien probes. I mean, look at this We-Vibe. Freaky, no? And check out The Miracle Massager, Hitachi’s evil twin! And Liv looks like a Mac Book’s naughty little sister. Be still, my beating pussy…
Yes, yet another reason never to leave the house… stay tuned for the latest buzz!
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Sounds like you’re in for some fun. I’ve always wondered how someone gets lucky enough to be a reviewer. How does one get started?
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
VibeReview contacted me - they love the blog. Surprise, surprise.
To be honest when I first read their letter I thought they were pulling my lariat. Too good to be true and all. I’ve actually had a couple companies contact me like this, but I wasn’t impressed with them. A big clue that VR is my kind of scene is their awesome clean easy to navigate site AND that they sell The Cone. Man I hope I get to review The Cone someday. That thing is so mysterious, like a sacred relic that Hello Kitty worships or something.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
so that’s the way to get free toys! looks like i’m going to turn my blog into a sex blog.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
A decent sized box came in the mail today…
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July 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
If that “decent sized box” was full of sex toys, don’t try them all before I get back! I’m missing you two tremendously!
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm
That is so sweet…
(He is Fucking Lying!!!)
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:24 am
B-DIDDY - hahahahaaaa
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
Beau, if they have a box of toys they will not be missing you, for sure!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Chiavata, What a mean thing to say. I’ve always liked you, but now you have to objectify me into being nothing more than a cock for Beautiful and Belle.
My feeling is hurt.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Beau, Are you saying you don’t enjoy being a sex object??!! Especially for two hot women??!! Hmmm……You DO have a tough life! However do you stay hard through it all??
I’m sure B-Diddle is fun and all but he doesn’t worship your cock like they do, not matter how lonely the road.
How about if I put it this way: The girls will be practicing with all the toys so they will be ready for you when you get back. Perhaps in another game of Plumber Meets the Lesbians, or the Mailman Really Delivers or We Can’t Believe Our Refrigerator is Broken Again! or whatever. Besides, you wouldn’t really want them lonely for you, would you??
And seriously, you know you still like me.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I do.