Leaky Faucet, Call the Plumber!
Filed under: Triad - June 30, 2008 @ 6:00 am
The other night Belle and I were in a mischievous mood, so we gave Beau a double whammy - we wanted him to be sub AND roleplay, both things he is not very good at. But he was a good sport, so he let us pick out his costume and tell him what to do.
We decided he would be the plumber and we would be the hot lesbian couple luring him over in order to steal his sperm. We made him wear jeans, a wifebeater, sexxy black boots that would be a hit at any gay pride parade (did you go yesterday? what did you think?) and Belle clipped a tape measure to his belt loop. His arm tattoos and shaved head nicely matched the blue collar look.
We made him go pretend to work in the bathroom, and we scampered up to the bedroom, stripped, and got in bed. When he had finished checking out our plumbing, he called up the stairs, “Ma’am?”
“Upstairs!” Belle called back. “Come on up.”
He ascended the stairs warily, pushed open the door, and his eyes widened at the sight of us in bed.
“Oh, this is my lover,” Belle said, “We’re in the middle of something here, would you mind going over to the dresser and handing me my wallet?”
He did, and when he handed it to Belle, she opened it up and offered him some cash, but as he reached for it she snatched it back, saying, “Look, we’ll give you another $200 if you fuck us both and leave us with your sperm. We’re trying to have a baby and you seem like a nice stud. Now get on this bed, we’re ovulating!”
It pained him to take orders from her, but he did as he was told. He laid between us, and we stroked and kissed on him.
“Did you get this one in prison, honey?” I asked coyly, stroking the tattoo on his bicep.
“Yep, and I have to say it’s nice to be out and with women again. I had to buddy up with my cell mate, which wasn’t too bad. He mostly sucked my cock. He was a big dude, we got pretty tight.”
I said, “Oh really? And what was his name?”
“B-Diddle,” he replied, and I broke out of character and busted out LAUGHING omg wtf?? He SO did that for my benefit! {{~they are leaving on a cross-country road trip together today, now I wonder what kind of male bonding they will do~}}
I pulled myself together and Belle told him to seduce me, kiss me, stroke me, try to arouse me, even though he was just a lowly man and we normally have no use for them.
She straddled him and pinned his hands behind his head and dommed him, and he HATED it. He kept fighting it, sassing her back. Then he told us it was OK to slap his face. Really???
I tentatively patted him hard on the cheek. He laughed at my wimpy attempt, and said, “I know Belle can do better than that.”
Sure enough she hauled off and smacked him good! He took it like a man.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Very Nice!!! So when are you going to break out the ball gag?
I think we are starting to get on the same sexual style schedule(say that three times fast), I fucked my man with his hands pinned behind his head in my knee high spiked black boots last night as well, ha ha.
XOXO
June 30th, 2008 at 8:29 am
I thought B-Diddle was just kidding when he suggested the Beau had homo tendencies, now I wonder. They wouldn’t happen to be taking a trip to the mountains, would they?
June 30th, 2008 at 9:29 am
TBK- The only male bonding that you might be interested in would be us finding some ungrateful whore by the side of the road, picking her up for a few hours,then kicking her out raw, bruised and bleeding..
Love (and Happy thoughts of Rape Fantasies),
B Diddle
PS: The only mountains we go to are the Mountains of BUSH.
June 30th, 2008 at 9:31 am
well THAT struck a nerve
June 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I love this role play! When our house was getting re-roofed, I had crazy fantasies of the workers climbing in my bedroom window and holding me down to fuck me. And, these roofers were definitely a little rough around the edges: one guy was missing his two front teeth. The thought of it makes me shiver in disgust and lust at the same time.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I would totally do oral with my best friend. But he and i never seem to find the right moment. always seems to childish and awkward to bring it up. He is the only male that, i think, could ever have the capacity to understand me, and my genius. as i do him. Gay day was GREAT! ! !
it always seems to rain on the gay parade. (metaphorical pun intended).
i got one of those badges from the chief of police. I wore it going out last night and people totally thought i was the cop/security guard. This one girl said to me, “are you the chief of police?” god, i think that may be one of my dream roleplaying things, would be for me to dress up as a cop, and “rape” a “willing” bad-girl……….
I don’t know about plumbers…..but it sounds like y’all had fun! ! !
June 30th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
TBK says: “It pained him to take orders from her”… Dom as he may typically be, I find it hard to believe that it was too terribly painful to be taken control of by two beautiful women!
June 30th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Playing dress-up is always fun!! I’m thinking Beau was not that unwilling either, hmmmmm…..
B-D, have an awesome road trip, hope you find what you’re looking for!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Yummy. Bedroom bossiness is hot.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:29 am
Chiavata-I might have if we had gone East….;) Talk soon..
TBK- I hope it struck a good one. Like maybe in the small of your back or something. WYOMING BITCHES!!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Jeepers creepers, I want your sex life!
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 am
Lion, I liked the Pride Parade too but man, we need more costumes, more flair, more outrageousness. Lots of great people there, though, even if they did allow straight dudes in ha ha (see Beau’s post http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/beaukind/?p=71 )