Pinch Hit Zit Popper
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - June 26, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
I’ve always been jealous of those people with mates who will pop their back zits for them. It’s so chimp groomesque.
So I was surprised and pleased to discover that Belle is a zit popper. She’ll inspect my back and take care of picking my nits. I find it both creepy and soothing.
The other day she wasn’t around and I had a back zit so I shyly asked Beau to get it for me. HE DID! So now I have TWO back zit poppin’ partners. Wow.
Do you engage in this type of behavior? Beau said he had one girlfriend who was into it, but when he offered to do it with his next girlfriend, she was horrified.
PS: My daughter calls pimples “pimps.” Heh.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Eeewwy!
I leave my lover’s pimples for him to deal with!
June 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I would but my wife doesn’t like the pain.
However, she had one nasty impacted blackhead for years that I talked her into letting me remove. It was awesome, and nearly the grossest thing I’d ever done…using popsicle sticks no less! The amount of pus that came out was stellar. She nearly passed out from the pain of it though.
June 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
My brother leaves his up to me, because he can’t even reach his own back. Alas nobody takes care of mine. Thank god I don’t get them much anymore.
June 26th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
i think its nasty in general, but life is pretty nasty….
i used to have a girlfriend who was just like the Belle…..
and yes, she was all into all that weird shit. she taught me to squeeze the blackheads out on my face for complexion, she taught me about split ends in my hair(i used to have long hair, nirvana era), and she also would, from time to time, pop pimps on my back……and she couldn’t stand it when if someone else was chewing their fingernails.
Capn-marrrrk - that is a nasty story….deep, and nasty…
i wonder if that is a genre of freak porn also, stuff like boogers, pus, and blood……people poppping each others pimples and licking it EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! ! ! ! !
June 26th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I am too scared to google “zit porn” … and here I thought I was fearless.
I hate when porn stars have zits on their ass, I find it distracting. One guy I dated liked it tho, he found it to be endearingly amateurish.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I am a remarkably pimple-less person (quick! everybody touch wood!) but I absolutely love attacking them on other people. So satisfying and brilliant. Give me a neglected manback and a beer and I’m a happy woman. My best friend saves her back and arse zits for me, too. Isn’t that sweet?
June 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I got my husband to pop mine and at first he was appalled but now he’s all, “Got some zits for me?!”
He’s just said that he’s become quite the connoisseur of the different types. And he loves our little zit popping tool we got from the chemist. It’s metal and has openings on each end to mush the pimps with.
And there is a whole site of that stuff. popthatzit.com
It’s horrifying.
June 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I don’t consider myself all that squeamish generally, but with zits, definitely. I don’t want anyone messing with mine, and I don’t want to mess with anyone else’s. *shudder*
June 26th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I always thought, “The Bleeding Zits,” would be a cool name for a band, a real fucked up band.
June 26th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
yep, i’m a groomer. my husband will sometimes find me coming at him with tweezers and other implements of “torture”. i wouldn’t do it for anyone but him though.
also, he has very deep roots for his hairs. i get to attack the painful and infected ones, especially in his groin area. sometimes when it’s been awhile i jokingly tell him to “grow me something good.”
June 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
honestly, reading all this made me a little nauseous
however, I can’t stand to let anything with a head go un-manipulated.
Seriously
June 27th, 2008 at 10:39 am
an old friend of mine rarely got pimples, but when she did, she would never touch them. it didn’t matter if it was in the middle of her forehead, she’d let it run its course and swore it’s what kept her from having very many. as an avid popper, those rare white, perfectly headed pimples drove me insane!