Advantages of Being in a Triad
Filed under: Triad - June 26, 2008 @ 6:00 am- Someone is always on hand to take pictures of you having sex
- You can have as many threesomes as you want
- If someone has a headache, someone else can jump in
- There’s more opportunity for sex (and more variety)
- Double the wardrobe if the women are the same size
- You’re surrounded by flesh
- Double the tits!
- 3 way kissing
- You can have one person above, one person below (people sandwiches)
- Someone can be touching you and you don’t know who it is - it’s a touch puzzle
- You have two people to take care of you when you’re sick
- You get to shock people in public
- You can go to a concert and hang on each other and give a 14 yr old boy masturbatory material for weeks
- The man looks like a stud
- You have three people to pay the bills instead of just two
- More parent power
- Getting massaged by two people at once is very nice
- You get to enjoy oral sex by one while kissing the other
- When one person is out of town, you’re not alone in the house
- You have a built-in mediator for disagreements
- If you’re one of the females, you get cock AND pussy, often at the same time
- You’re surrounded by love
- It’s so nice being the one in the middle when you’re holding hands
- There are more reasons to celebrate
- You have two people to pump for info when you’re writing a blog post about your sex life
Tomorrow: the disadvantages
June 26th, 2008 at 7:14 am
My favorites are the double team massage and four boobs, mmmm booobs.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Long time no post but it’s been very unusual and my home computer was fried by a lightning strike a few weeks back, my wife and I had a bisexual female couple fall into our bed so I can now say that the only thing better then being the only man in a triad is being the only man in a quad. Now if I could just get them to let me get some sleep…
June 26th, 2008 at 8:25 am
ha, I like the one about giving the kid masturbatory material.
June 26th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I miss having a triad….sooo much! You are right on with your list TBK.
Paulie, Rockabilly Boy would be so jealous, a bi fem couple, wow! Finding one bi fem has been tough enough. Maybe we need to look for two….hmmmm
June 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am
i would LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to make out with two women in public…..i love that kind of shock value, and making every guy jealous……