How to Eat a Banana
Filed under: Deserving - June 25, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
Have you heard about how Europeans eat pie backwards? The crust is nearest to them as they eat it, saving the tip for last. I don’t know if this is true or not, but I like the idea of doing something differently, taking something you were taught and putting your own spin on it.
A quirky professor walked by me the other day eating a banana upside down. I said, “Why are you eating that banana upside down?”
He said, “If you peel it upside down, you don’t have to deal with all the strings in the peel. Plus you can use the stem as a handle.”
So how about that? I mentioned a banana on a sex blog and didn’t talk about fucking it! What do you do differently? Me, I use butt plugs in my vagina. Just kidding.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
leave it to a professor to do things back-asswards…..
they have so much brainwave activity they are always trying to do something new, and professors are so damn eccentric it lets off a little steam in the “weird” department.
I write a lot of my letters and numbers differently than everyone else. I am so eccentric myself, that i did it MY way. Plus i was in a psychiatric ward in 3rd grade when everyone was learning cursive, so i also made up my own methods for that too.
i do everything MY WAY ! ! !
i believe structures we live within are temporary, and i get off on progressing past “normal”….
June 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Rev L, um why am I not surprised? ha
You ARE progressive - I wasn’t in psych wards until I was a teenager. Hm, I should blog about that. Plenty of insight and sex shit in those stories…
June 25th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Too much structure is boring, Im convinced that after years of listening to experimental and sometimes difficult music, I’ve learned to see things in a different way. Most people just repeat what other people have done before them, over and over again for thousands of years. Am I the only one who cant believe we are still fighting wars!! For thousands of years now political and financial elite’s have brainwashed millions of people to die in order to secure assets and resources for them. Yet to this day, people STILL think they are doing some grandiose and divine duty by going to war.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Eating pie backwards actually makes more sense. Why do we save the crust for last when the filling is usually the best part??
I sometimes eat apples backwards. I’ll peel and eat the apple then eat the peel afterwards. And I always eat the skin of a baked potato after eating the guts. Something I read about a goo d portion of the nutrients in fruits and vegetables being in the skin.
As far as eccentricities go, when writing in pen or pencil I’ll sometimes write out the words and have to go back and fill in the vowels. Like my mind gets ahead of itself and forgets about them.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I am sooo going to start eating my pie backwards, just to freak people out. I want to start doing EVERYTHING backwards, like fucking my wife BEFORE she’s wet, facing AWAY from the urinal when I piss, the possibilities are endless!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I’ve always wanted to straddle a toilet facing the back of the toilet whilst taking a dirty magic just to see. Preferably in one of those open public stalls without a door. I could only imagine the reactions…that shit would be hilarious.
Pun totally intended.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
DIRTY MAGIC ! ! ! ! THATS FUNNY ! ! ! !
June 26th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Dor, I think your comment on war is the first intelligible thing you’ve said since I’ve started haunting this site. I wholly agree. So let’s flood the White House with some good music and get that idiot president of ours to calm the fuck down, eh?
As far as doing things backwards I’m going to stay the course and say I *love* doggy style…
Nuff said.
June 26th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Sunday, ALL of our presidents are war criminals, this one is the king though. I like to mix it up on the blog, just like in life. I can carry on an intelligent conversation one minute and act a fool the next. I mostly like to act a fool though!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Europeans just know how to do it. In europe the salad usually comes last in the meal….
America is founded by backward rednecks….
our lives are so backward we think we are forward…..