The Big Penis Book
Filed under: Eros - June 22, 2008 @ 6:00 amNow THIS is the kind of coffee table book I like. All about cock. Big cock. That’s right, it’s The Big Penis Book. The photographs are so…yummy.
When it comes to pleasure, size doesn’t matter; as we all know it’s quality, not quantity, that counts. But let’s admit it: a big penis is undeniably compelling. Big shoulders, big lapels, and big hair may come and go, but the big penis never goes out of fashion. With those possessing more than 8 inches (20 cm) making up less than 2% of the world’s population, this rare accessory will always fascinate.
So yeah, let’s talk a little about cock size here. What’s your preference? I like 5-7 inches. I’ve been with a few 7-9 inchers, and I think the bigger it gets, the less you can do with it. In high school one of my boyfriends had an 8-incher, and that was before I knew about lube. And he would fuck for hours.
He was an older, high strung Italian stallion. He’d go out drinking with his guy friends, then come knocking on my bedroom window at 1am. He’d climb into my bed smelling like beer and testosterone, and would pummel me with that meat bat of his until 3 or 4am before he finally took his leave. Then I would have to get up at 5:30, put on a polyester uniform, and work an 8 hour shift at the salad bar of the grocery store up the street. I shuddered every time I walked past the cucumbers.
I admit, I hung on to a Polaroid snapshot of his cock for years. It really was impressive. But that’s where I drew the line. I hooked up with a guy one time with a 9 incher and that was just NOT COOL AT ALL. I struggled through that torture session as best I could (it was worse than having a cavity drilled at the dentist) and then avoided him after that. Oddly enough, I pulled that same move with the one micropenis I encountered. More on that tomorrow.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
I prefer 8 - 9 inches, but I can deal with 6 - 7 inches IF the cock is thick.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 am
While they are fascinating to look at, bigger doesn’t necessarily mean better. Average is better quality, so much more fun to watch it grow and easier to manipulate with your tongue when your lips are closed around it licking and sucking. And you can fit it all in your mouth, all the way down! And and average cock slides in your ass so much easier; if your pussy’s wet enough, the lube isn’t even necessary! Fucking is just a matter of getting in the right position and taking the time you need get the most pleasure; also easier to do with an average size guy. A giant cock pounding my cervix is not my idea of fun. I always picture it sort of bending in there or something to fit!? How can that be fun for him if he can’t really get his cock all the way in??? Just wondering….
And sorry to hear about the polyester uniform. That’s just plain abuse.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
You’re delightful. And those panties look delicious on you.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I agree with HLS, I also prefer 8-9″ or slightly smaller if it’s thick. As long as it’s a minimum of average, it’s workable, anything smaller and he had better have one hell of a tongue and finger technique.
As far as sucking cock goes, I can still play with 8-9″ in my mouth using my tongue, then shoving down the back of my throat making a swallowing action and bringing back out. Anything bigger than that, it gets to be tough to handle and have fun with.
I’ve also had a “micropenis” and unfortunately, he had NO technique to speak of, so that was just a bad time.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I’ll say in the 6-7″ range, and thick. Really the length isn’t what does it for me, its the thickness. =]
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
So, TBK likes your basic broadsword; HLS is a longsword or scimitar lover; Chia, apparently, prefers a falchion; Rockabilly’s all about the claymore; and Dolly just wants a good clubbing.
If vaginas are flowers, penis’ are swords; seemed fair.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Monk, how’d ya know? RBB is of scottish descent, so it seems fitting. We have a claymore in the house. OUCH!
I think swords are a good way to describe them. So a micro penis could be a sgian dhu.
A friend of mine has a theory that men have sex the same way they dance, so maybe some guys have sex the same they would wield a sword. Yikes!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
i’ve always been happy with my moderate broadsword, cuz it doesn’t scare any women away.
women always think i have a MONSTROUS cock, i get these looks once in a while from older cougars, and i can tell they think i have a serpent MONSTER, and they wanna feel it writhe inside of them. my ego would be too horribly big if i had a huge cock. plus, i always hope to run into the girls that have unreasonably tight pussies……
i like the idea of a 6-7b incher cuz i know i could suck it properly.
i hate in pornos where the girl is sucking the 12″ cock and she is basically just licking the head cuz the cock is SOOO big. i hate that. if i had a vagina i’d do em ALL ! ! !
TBK and i have a running argument about who would be a bigger slut, if i was a woman…….
we’ll just never know……
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I like average, but I don’t know if I have had enough experiences with cock monstrosities to really say whether I dislike those or not.
I love finger and tongue skills, but you really can’t beat a good fuck.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:32 pm
on the bigger side is what i prefer…my ex’s was just perfect-hit my g-spot every time and i would come buckets. of course, he was an unusually sensitive lover who could get off just fingering me, so maybe that had something to do with it.
current boyfriend’s is average, and it does serve me well.
i have also been with a guy who was pretty small. luckily he knew what to do with his mouth, but i decided to make it a one night only deal due to his penis size. shallow, granted, but no use pretending to enjoy something you obviously do not.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
yes, there is such a thing as too big…my limit is 8…and that is stretching it at times…lol…soldier boy has an 8 and a half incher…and that thing is THICK…took some getting used to, let me tell you!…
cg
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Around 7 inches is good for me . . and thick. Mmmm!
I was married to a 2 incher, and a 9 incher took my virginity, so Ive had both extremes. I like 7.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:28 am
I don’t like them huge. I do like them thick and hard, though. I’ve had unreasonably big as well as unreasonably small, and neither is much fun.
Give me an entire, uncut cock with a soft silky foreskin any day, though. I think if I encountered a circumcised dick these days I’d cry.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
I actually cum best when a guy is sizeable enough to thrust deeply enough to bang my cervix. *shrug* TBK can attest to my ability to take a glass dildo all the way to the cervix hard and cum hard too.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Anything that looks about 6 and thick is just right, but must be clean, circumcised and accompanied by great tongue & hands. P.S. How did you not know about lube then? I carried a tube in my purse as a teenager.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Rbb, that’s awesome! I’m almost pure blood Scottish, myself (even my order is based in Scotland).