TBK’s Porn Clip Review: Whoahhh
Filed under: TBKs Porn Clip Reviews - June 21, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Holy horse balls! Here’s a vid showing a horse getting milked.
1. The music is cheesy.
2. Nice rustic-yet-sparse barn set.
3. Hay is for horses. So are two naked chicks, apparently. He is luckier than most of you dudes out there.
4. I’m sorry, but that horse is kindof sexy. The rippling muscles, those big balls, that ginormous horse schlong… I’m turned on.
5. So fascinating to watch this woman crouch underneath him and accept his cum in her mouth! As a friend said to me, “There’s something about the innocence of the horse, and his 18″ member, and the non-innocence of a human who would do that to an animal…”
6. I love how the other woman is standing by like an assistant, ready to rub the cum in like lotion. And the smile on her face, man that cracks me up. She reminds me of one of those game show chicks.
7. Notice how horseslut girl is wearing dangly earrings. This reminds me of the fact that she will be dressed and go grocery shopping next week, and as she puts cereal in her cart, no one around her will have any idea that the week before she was sucking a horse’s cock and covered in his cum. Also, how did she get to that point? Did she ever fantasize about such a thing before? Did she say “no fucking way!” when the director first suggested it? How much did she get paid to do it?
Now for the ethics discussion. Is this wrong? Is it animal abuse? For sure I don’t think any animal (human or otherwise) should be forced to do anything against their will, but if they’re into it and it’s giving them pleasure, I say why not? Race horse stud farms and bull breeders masturbate their animals with a machine and sell the jiz for thousands of dollars, so why not let a hot naked chick do the same thing? Factory farms masturbate and rape animals alllll the time, in order to produce the meat we eat. We’re talking turkeys, pigs, sheep, cows… Now that is fucked up.
June 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Oddly enough, I found that it’s not totally uncommon for people to have experimented with their pets on some level. I’ve had more friends than I can count admit to such experiences, mostly with shame. Is it shameful if so many people have done this? I suppose one could take comfort in the fact that others have which could make them feel less of, well, however they feel about themselves.
Also, let’s take a little stroll back thousands of years ago (and in some non-developed countries, more recently). In the book, “The Red Tent”, it references the sheep herders going out to the fields alone and fucking the sheep. Hundreds of years ago, It was completely socially acceptable for Mentors and their students(usually young boys) to engage in sexual activities. In many cultures, such types of relations are still common practice.
All that said, I do have an opinion on the topic. There is a reason I just brought up the reference to elder and youngin’ sex. Over the years, I’ve developed the belief that to engage in sexual activities with an animal is parallel to child molestation. Reason being that one who performs acts on or with a child is doing so without (true) consent by said child. An animal is so innocent, just as a child is, that it would have no way of protesting such activities.
Back to the word I used previously, “common”. Perhaps it’s common because on some level we may not have evolved past certain instincts. There is a reason folks get off on watching people dress up as young school girls or boys. Or why TBK “was embarrassed that [she] felt elated and excited..”, when The Belle said, “If you suck Daddy, then you can go to bed.â€(See: Raunchy Roleplaying 05/06/2008). Thinking of things like this perhaps is normal but better acted out in safe situations than actually admit that the reason you get a hard on from young looking girls is because instinctually you do want to fuck them but you’ve been taught how socially unacceptable it is, not to mention harmful to their development. Molestation is devistating to a child’s development for the rest of their lives!
But, TBK, I totally see why you think the horse is a turn on. I still get so fucking hot watching that beastly Dracula “raping” Lucy in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
June 21st, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Well…if Tom Green did it…..
June 21st, 2008 at 10:26 pm
My friend jerks off the Clydesdales at Anheuser Busch. I mean not for fun, but she gets paid to do it. We tease her about it but she takes her job seriously.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
Stac, hook me up. I’m job hunting and this sounds ideal.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Jesus. Tap-dancing. Christ.
I just sort of figured this kind of shit was illegal, so I did some research. Check this out:
http://www.pasadosafehaven.org/LEGISLATION/legality_by_state.htm
Wow.
You Missourians are lucky.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
i think if i am jealous of the horse, the horse is doing good. no animal rights violations.
i think its funny that in the states where bestiality is illegal, it is just a misdemeanor.
i would LOOOOOOVE to see a horse fuck a woman live.
whew, i’d MUCH rather see that than go to the east side to see strippers ! ! !
i guess that makes me a redneck…….
July 15th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
So would you do it?
July 15th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Don’t tell PETA but I would let a dog eat me and I think I would jerk off a horse, but only if it was obvious the furry fellas were into it, I don’t want to annoy anyone. It would also be cool to get paid a lot of money to do it, too.