Kitchen Sink Porn
Filed under: Eros - June 19, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
You know how they have A2M (ass to mouth) porn? It’s not really my thing, but I suppose the allure there is that the person is doing something sooo dirty.
That got me to thinking about other dirty things. I’ve heard that the kitchen sink is one of the filthiest places in a house, way more so than the toilet. So I want to come up with my own porn niche - KS - Kitchen Sink Porn.
Here’s a typical scene: a woman is standing there washing dishes in an ass-flattering dress, or maybe just panties and a bra, and a guy comes up behind her and grabs her roughly. She drops the plate she’s washing and it smashes dramatically. He rubs his crotch lewdly on her, and then he forces her head down and makes her lick the sink counter top. And then all around the metal. It will culminate with him bending her over and fucking her from behind, but she’ll have the kitchen sponge stuffed in her mouth. Ewww! And then he will cum on the counter and make her lick it up.
People will totally get off on that nasty shit.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I think she should be wearing an apron and nothing else. Very HOT! Have we fucked in the kitchen yet? I don’t think we have.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
a clean freak’s worst nightmare. *gulp*
June 19th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
You might be on to something here!
June 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Wearing an apron and nothing else is a fun part of a silly fantasy of mine.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Yeah, yeah, now let’s see your cunt already. Or at least Rockabilly’s slick one if you’re too shy, wimp.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
oh wow Bo, what a coincidence, I was just thinking about you because I have B.O. right now and am about to take a nice bath and get all naked and wet and suds up my cunt in preparation for 2+ people seeing and tasting it tonight, and too bad it WON’T BE YOU. xoxo
June 19th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Why don’t you Chinks go back to China?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
actually I bet people would buy it
June 20th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Bo, Would you like to see it with or without RockabillyBoy’s cream on it?
June 20th, 2008 at 12:49 am
INTERNAL CUM SHOT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GO ROCKABILLY DUO!!!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Just a note. After TBK got rid of her BO, she tasted delicious!
June 20th, 2008 at 11:00 am
CockabillyGirl: Preferably without, but either is fine. Thanks for asking! And please feel free to email me your photos, too.
Bitch and Beau Kinds: Ha,Ha! I didn’t pickup on the B.O./Bo the first time. I am so glad that you think of me every time you freshen up! Also, how can I help you get past being so terribly camera shy?
June 20th, 2008 at 11:19 am
TBK,
You might have just started a new fetish. Very interesting. I mean I just saw a special on technosexuals the other night so why not this. Almost goes into the maid kink.
Bo, what the hell. I mean really.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I like this one…Kitchen Play is a good time.
Bo,
Best of Luck,
B Diddle
June 20th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
I hate when people don’t wring a sponge out and it sit there all sopping wet and it becomes a hotbed of germs o god so gross!!!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Hmmm….it’s my turn to do the dishes tomorrow….maybe i should just wear bra/panties or the apron and see what happens….
June 21st, 2008 at 2:36 am
Do it RBG! Let us know what happens!