Fetish Parade: “It Tickles” - Tattoo Orgasms
Filed under: Fetish Parade - June 16, 2008 @ 6:00 amSo Belle and Beau got their tattoos the other day, and they look great. That’s because we had Ed Rook of Hidden Ace Tattoo do them, and he is an artist. Not a drawer, not an illustrator, but an ARTIST, dammit.
While he inked my loved ones (Belle = tough, Beau = wimp), I chatted him up, and he told me that some women have orgasms while they get tattooed.
“Really?!” I exclaimed, eagerly leaning forward. NOW he had my interest.
“Oh sure,” he said. “It doesn’t really get talked about much, but it happens, especially when I’m working on the bikini line.”
That’s when I went into interview mode.
Do you ever notice men getting hard while you ink them?
No, I’ve never had a guy get wood.
How do you know the woman is getting off?
Oh, you can tell. She gets all flushed and giggly and sighs. She tries to be discreet about it, and I’ll ask if she’s OK, and she’ll say, “Um yeah, it just tickles.”
So why do you think the women get off on it?
Well I don’t think it has anything to do with ME, other than I’m a strange man in close proximity to their crotch. And I’ve got a tattoo gun and arm, which is like a big vibrator. I guess there’s the pain, the psychology of the very intimate and taboo ritual. She’s in a vulnerable position, a little scared.
Is it just the bikini area that gets women off?
Pretty much. Well, I had this one woman who used to come in all the time, and I think she was into the pain. I’d be working on her neck and she would sit there and mutter, “SHIT that hurts, fuck yeah!” and shudder.
Would you please do me a favor and refuse to do tramp stamps?
Actually, those are not so popular these days. I haven’t been doing nearly as many of those.
THANK GOODNESS. So are you the only tattoo artist on earth who is married to a woman with ZERO tattoos?
(laughs) Yeah, tattoos aren’t her thing, which is fine with me, but I know a lot of people who refuse to date someone without tattoos. It’s becoming such a culture, a way of life.
And guess who Ed will be working on next in my family? My mom and dad. They are both getting their first tattoos, at age 62 and 68. YESSSS! My dad wants a dog memorial portrait, and my mom wants QUEEN right above her boob. I am serious.
(Imagine my mom’s boob here.)
June 16th, 2008 at 6:46 am
As in Queen the band or queen her majesty?
I couldn’t get a tat on my neck…I’d get hard as soon as the needle touched my skin.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:29 am
It serves a dual purpose, but mainly for the band. See here:
http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/2006/11/02/my-moms-latest-crush/
June 16th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I dig your mom even more now.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am
i am about to have like 3-5 hours more touch up work done to my head……and no it in no way turns me on.
I do like pain though……i am so numb in general that i love feeling SOMETHING, which includes tatoo needles on my skull. I have always wished i could have a woman who would whip me or something while she is fucking or sucking me….
i just wanna feel as much as possible during this life…..
as long as it doesn’t involve glass and my cock, i’ll be happy…..
TBK - Yes, your mom is secret hardcore…..
June 16th, 2008 at 10:24 am
when you are fucking a girl from behind, the tramp stamp is quite pleasing…..its like having a magazine there while you are going potty…..
it gives that art vibe to the fuck……
then when you bust a nut, it gives you something fun to aim at……
i am not against tramp stamps…..
but on some people it looks dumb. not even worth my semen.
i have high-dollar semen…..
I am almost 29 years old, and i still have no cavities in my teeth, strong immune system, and i am a Jedi…..
I know multiple lesbians that want my cum for baby purposes….
i should sell it to them. $100 a ML.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:33 am
what IS cheesy is these city girls who get the tribal designs. how the hell do half of these girls think they are tribal AT ALL?????????? i’ve seen some tribal ass bitches in my day, i’m talking like 90 piercings……..face tattoos, girls who will drink the backwash end of a beer from out of a trashcan, take a shit in a trashbag and throw it out of a moving van….
thats fucking tribal ladies….
fake tan + bleach blonde = doesn’t equal tribal
AMEN ! ! !
June 16th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
What a great interview! Tattoo artists are usually such nice people. And, I’d never heard of such a thing before.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I had an orgasm when I was receiving my second tattoo.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Way to go on the teeth Rev-Lion, Im 35 with no cavities.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:10 am
When I was in college our textbook in human sexuality (masters & johnson, 7th edition) cited a statistic than 1 in 50 women orgasm while getting a tattoo. Apparently there was a study. I still have the book, I should dig up the reference next time I’m home.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I can totally see how one could have an orgasm when getting a tattoo. The rush of endorphins, the zing of the nerves as they are hit with the tattoo gun… mmmhhhmmmmm.
It’s about time that I add to my collection.