The Beautiful Kind

Man it’s been a long time since I’ve watched porn. Beau sent this one to me along with a note that said, “I don’t know WHAT that is, but TBK will like it.” Cuz he know I’m down with the gender bending.

And WOW am I impressed. Check it out.

1. OK, so is this a person who was once a man but is post-op female? I mean the wig and boobs are strap-ons.
2. Check out those THIGHS! They are MIGHTY.
3. The music is awful.
4. The artwork in the background is that hideous shit you see in doctor office waiting rooms.
5. She’s making an awful lot of grunting noises for not really getting fucked. She’s hardly even wiggling on his cock!
6. Now that she has turned around, we can see some interesting scars.
7. The scar on her back - is that really a zipper? Is she a dude wearing a female body-builder suit?
8. I like the booty bouncing, but I’m worried one of her brick tits will hit him in the eye.
9. Is this gay porn?
10. The white guy’s tongue is kindof disturbing.
11. Holy crap, now we have white guy #2 on the scene - reverse oreo!
12. The looks on their faces - ha ha eek.
13. She’s having a hard time sucking cock while getting fucked - I suppose that would be challenging. I’ve never had a chance to try that (tho I have eaten pussy while getting fucked, and that mainly comes down to the force of the guy thrusting into you smashing your face into the woman’s pussy, which is fun and dirty in the same kind of way as a guy slapping your face with his cock.)
14. I’m sorry but I take issue with her clear acrylic stiletto shoes and the leopard print throw.
15. “Take me baby, c’mon!” I like her little dirty talks.
16. Finally got a close up of her pussy, looks like a pussy to me! But her face is so dude! And then she squeals like a girl.
17. DP, BITCHES!!! The dude on the bottom is just a placeholder…
18. For the grand finale as she is kneeling between them about to receive their double load on her face, she looks like a lizard and it is just freaky.