Dammit, I Have a New Fetish
Filed under: Eros - June 14, 2008 @ 1:00 pmI went to that Renaissance Faire last weekend, thinking it would be like a dorky Star Trek convention full of unfuckable geeks, but instead I was charmed.
And I ran into a couple I had a threesome with one time, so that was fun (she was the first woman I ever saw squirt! hit her ankle, nice!)
Anyway, the point of this post is to tell you that I found out I have a thing for armored men on horseback. The helmets are definitely sexy. (And next Sat I’ll be reviewing horse porn.) Of course I pretended I was Queen as I watched them joust.
So how many fetishes are you allowed to have? I think I have exceeded the limit at this point. My fetish checklist is turning into an epic treatise.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
where did you get the pictures? i think i know the guy on the left from my reenactment days…. small world
June 14th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
yes, you could handle a viking village…..
June 14th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
DJ - my ex-husband took those pics when we went to Ren Faire here in St Louie.
Rev L - you know it, baby.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
The guy on the left is named Vargas. the other rider very well could be his wife Rowen. they are both very active in a reenactment group called the SCA or society for creative anachronism… it is in fact a small world!
well now that i have revieled my inner geek i am gonna go to bed.
PS: if your looking check this off your fetish list they have an open relationship(or at least the did last time i checked), and Vargas is hairy like a gorilla!
June 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
We used to be staff members for STL ren faire, and the jousters are renaissance versions of sports superstars. Most of them that I know are kinda sluttish, most girls swoon over them and most of them know it. If they’re not in open relationships, most of the time the SO isn’t around…..
Hmmm…maybe we have a helm in the attic somewhere…..I know we have chain maille….hehehehe
June 16th, 2008 at 2:10 am
I remember going to this one year and there was an attendee who geeked it out and wore a toy Jedi lightsaber outside of his ren gear. WOW.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
i found out i have a hoof fetish [as in satyrs and fawns] after attending the faire a few times…now THAT’S weird…