Surprise Quote of the Day
Filed under: Eros - June 12, 2008 @ 1:00 pmThe other day my man was kissing on me as I masturbated, and all of a sudden he growled in my ear:
“Have you ever thought how it would feel to have your throat ripped out?”
and then he bit my neck. Of course I came immediately. As I caught my breath, I exclaimed, “You are one sick fucker!”
He shrugged. “YOU’RE the one who got off on it.”
Whatever.
June 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Next time he should whip out a huge butcher knife and threaten you with it. I shudder to think what you folks will be doing for bedroom excitement in a few years! How long till a goat or sheep is brought into the mix?
June 12th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
We were thinking about a donkey actually.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Have you seen Clerks 2?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
DOR-i love clerks 1 & 2
TBK YOU GOT BUSTED ! ! ! !
June 12th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
He shrugged. “YOU’RE the one who got off on it.â€
He’s got a point. lol
June 12th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
i wish my bf would say stuff like that. i’m totally wet now
June 12th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I should try that line on my gal, I doubt if she would get off on it but the look of terror on her face sure would get me off!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’m apart from my lover right now. So we talk on the phone. He talks much rougher to me on the phone than he does in person.
*I love it.*
June 12th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
haha, that made me laugh a lot
and tell your man thanks for the reference
that’s sweet
June 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
In the 1920s, parents were mortified that their children would go out and do the Turkey Trot, a dance in which the partners scandalously were within four inches of each other at times.
What a long way we’ve come since then.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:00 am
TBK sez:
Whatever.
HA!