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Surprise Quote of the Day

Filed under: Eros - June 12, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

The other day my man was kissing on me as I masturbated, and all of a sudden he growled in my ear:

“Have you ever thought how it would feel to have your throat ripped out?”

and then he bit my neck. Of course I came immediately. As I caught my breath, I exclaimed, “You are one sick fucker!”

He shrugged. “YOU’RE the one who got off on it.”

Whatever.

11 Comments to “Surprise Quote of the Day”

  1. Dor Says:

    Next time he should whip out a huge butcher knife and threaten you with it. I shudder to think what you folks will be doing for bedroom excitement in a few years! How long till a goat or sheep is brought into the mix?

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    We were thinking about a donkey actually.

  3. Dor Says:

    Have you seen Clerks 2?

  4. TheLion Says:

    DOR-i love clerks 1 & 2

    TBK YOU GOT BUSTED ! ! ! !

  5. Floyd Says:

    He shrugged. “YOU’RE the one who got off on it.â€

    He’s got a point. lol

  6. bee Says:

    i wish my bf would say stuff like that. i’m totally wet now

  7. Dor Says:

    I should try that line on my gal, I doubt if she would get off on it but the look of terror on her face sure would get me off!

  8. Tara Says:

    I’m apart from my lover right now. So we talk on the phone. He talks much rougher to me on the phone than he does in person.

    *I love it.*

  9. sorry, beautiful Says:

    haha, that made me laugh a lot

    and tell your man thanks for the reference :) that’s sweet

  10. Los Suerte Del Camarón Says:

    In the 1920s, parents were mortified that their children would go out and do the Turkey Trot, a dance in which the partners scandalously were within four inches of each other at times.

    What a long way we’ve come since then.

  11. JustSomeDude Says:

    TBK sez:

    Whatever.

    HA!

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