Kitty Ate My Vibrator!
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - June 11, 2008 @ 1:00 pmI masturbated with my little egg vibe, had my happy little orgasm, then left it on the bed and went to shower.
Ten minutes later I came back to clean it and put it away, and it looked like this:

The cat chewed right through the wire!!!

Pussy sabotage!!!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
What a naughty pussy you have!
June 11th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
What the hell?! I’d throw that cat out!
June 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Hey, that looks a lot like Bijou.
June 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Cats are DICKS.
Only, much less useful.
Grrr.
June 11th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
This calls for a little pussy punishment!
June 11th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
ha, that just makes me laugh
I had a dog that ate part of one of my vibes once.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
i can rewire it for you…..
June 12th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Aww Lion, you’re such a sweetheart!
June 12th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Maybe you need to pay more attention to your other pussy, if you know wat I’m sayin…
Maybe your pussy was jealous of the other pussy?
June 12th, 2008 at 2:23 am
Cats just don’t fucking care. Eating through the wire on your vibe is way more paletable (HTF do you spell that?) than having one puke on your head, for instance…
Love my cats. Not so much in favor of being puked on.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I feel your pain. Bunnies are pretty rough on vibrators too