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Kitty Ate My Vibrator!

Filed under: Sex Toy Box - June 11, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

I masturbated with my little egg vibe, had my happy little orgasm, then left it on the bed and went to shower.

Ten minutes later I came back to clean it and put it away, and it looked like this:

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The cat chewed right through the wire!!!

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Pussy sabotage!!!

11 Comments to “Kitty Ate My Vibrator!”

  1. blueridgemariposa Says:

    What a naughty pussy you have! ;-)

  2. comfy Says:

    What the hell?! I’d throw that cat out!

  3. ccb Says:

    Hey, that looks a lot like Bijou.

  4. Manj Says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Cats are DICKS.

    Only, much less useful.

    Grrr.

  5. JustSomeDude Says:

    This calls for a little pussy punishment! ;)

  6. sorry, beautiful Says:

    ha, that just makes me laugh

    I had a dog that ate part of one of my vibes once.

  7. TheLion Says:

    i can rewire it for you…..

  8. The Belle Kind Says:

    Aww Lion, you’re such a sweetheart!

  9. Savvy?! Says:

    Maybe you need to pay more attention to your other pussy, if you know wat I’m sayin…

    Maybe your pussy was jealous of the other pussy?

  10. Sunday Says:

    Cats just don’t fucking care. Eating through the wire on your vibe is way more paletable (HTF do you spell that?) than having one puke on your head, for instance…

    Love my cats. Not so much in favor of being puked on.

  11. Anna Says:

    I feel your pain. Bunnies are pretty rough on vibrators too :-)

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