Unsexy China: Wimping Out on The Great Wall
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - June 9, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
I tried climbing The Great Wall, but only got halfway up.
HOLY SHIT that is hardcore. I had no idea.
My mouth tasted like it does when I suck my man’s cock after he fucks me so hard I froth and BLEED.
Moral of the story: I am horribly out of shape.
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June 9th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
that is why asian people are skinny.
great wall? no problem. they climb that shit like every day.
americans would need escalators.
June 10th, 2008 at 12:10 am
jesus christ, the word froth is so nasty and descriptive….
“yes, i’d like a decaf, soy latte, with bloody pussy froth on top”
June 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
In Beautiful’s defense, there are a ridiculous number of steps going up to the top of the wall. She asked me, “Why bother going all the way to the top?” and I didn’t really have any answer beyond caveman pride–a condition from which she doesn’t suffer. (You might have guessed it, but “caveman pride” is her term
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June 13th, 2008 at 8:42 am
What a wimp. This fatty would’ve made it.