Chinese Toilets
Filed under: Deserving, Obsessions - June 3, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
I liked squatting to go to the bathroom. It felt so raunchy. It definitely makes more sense than sitting down to go to the bathroom. It’s just like how we do baby birthing in America - we lie the woman on her back instead of letting her squat.
I had to bring my own toilet paper everywhere, so I’m not sure if that’s what everyone does, or if the locals don’t use it. I never got around to asking.
In old Beijing, most of the homes don’t have their own toilet, so they use public toilets, which have no stalls with doors, just half walls between the toilets. I got down with the old Chinese ladies once and squatted with them, but man was that a gross scene.
I also wanted to know more about the fact that Chinese babies don’t wear diapers. They have split pants instead, so you get to see lots of cute baby ass. Does that mean parents get pissed on a lot? How soon do the kids get potty trained? I saw one leave a poo in the street and his mom cleaned it up with a newspaper.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Seems like you had some real issues with the bathroom situation over there…
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I’m betting the babies get potty trained a lot sooner cause they’re aware of their own bodies. Here in America the pampers keep them way too dry and comfortable to care enough to use a toilet!
Nobody uses toilet paper? Hope you were careful shaking hands or perhaps they bow in China as they do in Japan? Hmmm…
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
god damn, if we had to use those things in america it would be a fucking DISASTER ! ! ! piss and shit would be all over the place…
there’d be fucking underware with shit smeared all on it because people would use their undies as T.P.
oriental people tend to squat WAY more than americans. most americans are too over weight to squat….
June 3rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Sounds like having a shit in China is kin to digging a trench and covering while out in the woods. Open air shitting!? There is water in the toilet for a reason. It makes flushing much easier and cuts the smell way down. A bonus to having long trench toilets though is you can shit and vomit at the same time. Sounds like a great time. If you are too fat to squat, try shittin’ the bed and just washing the sheets. It may stink, but it’ll keep you warm on a cold winter’s night. There is nothing like blowin’ ass on your other laying next to you in the middle of the night! One time I remember dreaming that I shit the bed and later on that evening had a dream of fucking this hot asian chick. I woke up fucking my shit stained mattress. I am a nasty bastard!
Love B
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
As I understand, like gunpowder, pasta and spices, it was the Chinese who centuries ago introduced to the British wiping one’s ass after defecating. Prior to that, it was pretty standard for Caucasians to stink like shit.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I just laughed out loud to that shit B-Speak wrote! If this fucker is going to be posting on here, I need to up my comedic game!
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
wtf B?
wow
June 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
HOLY SHIT B ! ! ! ! you are one sick FUCKO ! ! !
I LOVE IT ! ! ! !
B-Speak is my kinda psycho perv……
shit is nasty stuff…..thats why its so funny…..
That would be such a good scene for a movie…
I fart enough that i can never taint my reputation by shitting in bed…..
June 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
No further comment, except to mention the waterless urinal:
http://www.caroma.com.au/products/data/urinal/h20_cube/main.htm
June 19th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
in america, the keywords for having a diaperless baby are elimination communication and natural infant hygiene. i think most babies who have parents that want them diaperless start “potty training” (being held over the potty, or outside) around three months.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Wow, Tom- I’m filing that one away in case I ever need it
I still don’t understand what the toilet is. I can’t tell from the pic.