Pussy Garden
Filed under: Eros - May 26, 2008 @ 6:00 amI was talking to a friend about how The Belle and I have such different looking pussies. He said, “So you’re a lily and she’s an orchid?”
I said, “Noo, I don’t think so.”
He tried again. “How about snapdragon and peach?”
“Hm, that sounds about right.”
Belle thinks my pussy looks like a pink straw mushroom. You should have seen her poking around in it the other night. As for her, her lips are really stretchy. Like ball skin.
May 26th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Belle, you and TBK may be interested in the book Femalia by Joani Blank. (hope those italics work)
I don’t know how to make clickable links in this forum, but here’s a nice description, and of course plugging that title into The Google will bring you all sorts of additional info.
http://www.yoniversum.nl/bliss/book93b.html
I picked one up from Amazon many years ago. It’s too impersonal to be called erotic, precisely, and it’s too warm to feel clinical, but it *is* absolutely unique and worth owning if you love women or are one. This book inspired me to write to a ladyfriend long ago: “We *like* the way it looks, and we like the fact that there are so many different shapes and sizes and shades of color among them. They really are fascinating to us.”
May 26th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
It blows my mind how different vag’s are! Like I can’t imagine having one that is dramatically different than the kind I have. I’m guessing the snapdragon is more external and the peach is more external?
I like calling it a peach or a snapdragon, it makes me smile.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:07 am
i agree with sorry, beautiful…girly parts can look completely different from one woman to the next…utterly fascinating…hmmm…now i have to think what kind of pussy mine is…
cg
May 27th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I got the peach type goin’ on.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Except it isn’t fuzzy.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Hmm, the Belle is comparing your pussy to grey, slimy fungus.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:58 am
Dor, true, but fungus is very mysterious. In “Omnivore’s Dilemma” Michael Pollan writes:
“Mushrooms are mysterious. Without fungi to break things down, the earth long ago would have suffocated beneath a blanket of organic matter created by plants; the dead would pile up without end, the carbon cycle would cease to function, and living things would run out of things to eat.”
So yeah, fungus is associated with death, but it’s all part of the life cycle.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:15 pm
The kind that grow out of cow poo are the best.