A Note from China
Filed under: Deserving - May 24, 2008 @ 1:00 pmDear Belle,
We miss you! I hope you are having fun with the blog and B-Diddle. Please tell all our sex toys hi for us, especially Biggie. In fact, why don’t you take him out for a playdate/photo shoot?
Some quick observations about China:
- the pollution is as bad as they say it is, at least in Shanghai.
- the people are small but the underwear on the clotheslines = really big.
- there are lots of hump-backed midgets here.
- nude pantyhose is popular with the ladies.
- there are lots of hip young dudes with 80’s hair.
- we are doing our best to have kinky sex here without you. I have a few good stories to share when we return. They involve things like the tour bus, a plate glass window, and a surprise wake-up call.
Love,
The Beautiful Kind xoxo
May 25th, 2008 at 6:34 am
Could you get a picture of a hump-backed midget?
June 1st, 2008 at 9:49 am
I tried to get a pic for you Dor but by the time I got this message I was in Beijing and they have shipped all the midgets down South to prepare for the glut of visitors for the Olympics.