More Proof That I’m a Dude in a Hot Chick’s Body
Filed under: Eros - May 20, 2008 @ 6:00 am
A couple months ago I was reading The Virgin’s blog and he talked about getting headaches when he had an orgasm. I thought, “wtf, that’s weird!” and went about my business, which included my own carefree painless masturbation, stimulating movie nights, and eating artichokes dipped in lemon garlic butter sauce.
Well this past week, I’ve been getting headaches when I cum. It SUCKS! A sharp pain enters the right side of my head and pokes me in the eye like an ice pick, and lingers for a couple hours afterwards. Which more than cancels out the pleasure I got from my orgasm.
So now I’m afraid to cum. I’m afraid I’ll stroke out. I’m going to take his Dr. Google advice and lay off chasing firetrucks for a couple days (I can’t bring myself to say “a few days”). These coital headaches occur 4x more in men than in women. Maybe my perverted fantasies are finally causing me brain damage. Belle says I should try a different technique when building up for an orgasm - I tense up my whole body. She says I should relax. What can I say - I’m a Type A masturbator.
May 20th, 2008 at 6:36 am
I tense up my whole body too. It isn’t uncommon for me to get hip cramps from tensing that entire area too hard. I have no idea how to relax it, though!
May 20th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Have you ever considered the possibility that sex is a compulsion for you and not necessarily you being extraordinarily horny? We all have various coping mechanisms to deal with unwanted or intrusive thoughts. I have mild to moderate OCD and have various compulsions, unfortunately none of them are sex!
May 20th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I tense up like that too. If I’ve had good days, my rump and thighs will ache for days.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:01 am
interesting. a few years back i was eating oxycontins(opiate) regularly for a few weeks. about 2 weeks in, everytime i would cum, i would get this horrible horrible headache that would last for 1-3 days. it was ROUGH. i wonder why that would happen to someone not on drugs. Hypertension, high blood pressure, stress,imbalanced blood sugar, dehydration?????? (soda causes all of these problems)
May 21st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
OH OH OH this used to happen to me!!! it SUCKS! what was happening, for me anyways, was that I was holding my breath without knowing it. Now dont get me wrong, the whole auto-erotic asphyxiation thing really DOES make the orgasm more intense, but when I would hold my breath for too long it would hurt. What I did was when I could feel the build up I would concentrate really hard on making sure I was taking deep breaths. Surprisingly enough that actually made me cum FASTER. Anyway, try making sure you are breathing, it helps you relax and not tense up as much as well.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
Dor - I’d say I am extra horny AND use sex to let off steam, connect with friends, as a stress reliever… for the most part it doesn’t interfere with my daily life and only enhances it, so I’m not concerned. About being a sex addict anyway.
I’ve stopped having the headaches, yay!