I Want to Fuck A Drum
Filed under: Eros - May 18, 2008 @ 6:00 amSee this drum?
I want to fuck it in the worst way. I’m not usually sexually attracted to drums, but this one is different. It’s a bad ass bruiser, sparkling, golden and deep.
When I’m standing near it - him - when he’s hit, I can feel the power from the big-headed mallet travel through the drum and into the air and floor, and he vibrates my body, running right up my legs, hitting my cunt. He booms and the air shivers with his energy. This big bass drum is like a large, powerful sexy daddy dom man who will hit you hard and make you beg for more.
I love this sexy drum. I want to marry him.
May 18th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Don-do-don-don do-don pa-da-da-da!
May 18th, 2008 at 10:06 am
How bout having the Beau beat the tar out of you with the mallet?
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’ll have to get you near a 5-foot-in-diameter taiko drum someday, methinks…