Holy Fuck, I’m Going to China
Filed under: Deserving - May 17, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
So I’m going to be in China for two weeks. How the fuck this happened is as good as anyone’s guess. I can’t wait to be a goddess over there - I hear they’ll dig my long blond hair. (Guess I’ll shave it when I get back? I haven’t decided.)
You mustn’t fear, dear readers, I have posts lined up (I’m going sans laptop !!!), and I have our beloved BELLE as my backup - she’s going to guest post while I’m away!
Not only that, but Bossman Beau will have my beloved B-Diddle guest posting for him over on the flipside. (Can you believe he hasn’t posted since April 24? SHAMEFUL!) We’ll let you vote on whether we should keep them on when we get back, or if we should get kicked off the site (blog coup!) and rename it The Belle B-Diddle Kind…
Someone asked me if we’ll get a pic of Biggie on the Great Wall of China, but we’ve decided not to take him. We have to pack light. 
I will return in all my glory June 1. And then Beau and Belle are getting tattooed! (Not matching, for fuck’s sake.)
Stay tuned for posts on Pussy Gardens, the sexiest drum ever, Crib Play, a sex addict who puts me to shame, and love, baby. Love.
xoxo
May 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
oooooh, I wish I could go to China. A 6′1 redhead would really get some attention over there!
Bring back crazy Chinese sex souvenirs.
Welcome Belle! Can’t wait to here from you.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Wow have a great time! How did that happen? I’m curious to hear what you think of it. My wife went a couple of years ago and she said it was…..
Good luck with the eating, I know you will stay away from purchasing Tiger Penis, and have fun.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Have fun! …be careful of the earthquake aftershocks!
May 18th, 2008 at 12:07 am
I posted today.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Ya call that a post?!