Curses, Foiled Again!
Filed under: Triad - May 16, 2008 @ 6:00 amHere is what The Beau had to deal with the other day:
- We were all fooling around when he had to extract himself from the girl pile and go off to a gig. Then the gig turned out to be canceled but we didn’t get a chance to resume that night.
- The next day we took a road trip and finally got to a hotel room. He had us all positioned in bed and was about to go down on us when The Belle suddenly piped up that she wasn’t “feeling connected.”
So he stopped what he was doing and we all sat around for long enough to talk to her and help her feel better. By then it was late and we decided to go to sleep. I resolved myself to no sex, and rolled over, then all of a sudden he had her on top of him and was tapping me on the shoulder to get with the program.
- In frustration, I flipped out and told them I just spent the last hour powering down my sex drive and now they wanted to boot me up again. I also accused him of always going to her when he was feeling sexual.
“How come every time I get a hard on, one of you freaks out?” he asked plaintively.
- We went to sleep. In the morning he got on me and got me off, fucked the hell out of me, then we tried getting her off, but by the time we got to his turn, it was time to check out of the hotel and he had a headache.
FUCK BALLS!
But hey, the stars finally lined up and we had a lazy Sunday afternoon session, we all got off, and everyone lived happily ever after.
The end.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:14 am
“Always going to her when he’s feeling sexual” Uh, thats pretty intense!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:16 am
No shit! No one ever accused me of being mature or logical…
May 16th, 2008 at 8:50 am
those blue truffles look WILD ! ! !
i like that idea, a chocolate called “blue balls”…..
I had an experience a long time ago in california.
My ex-girlfriend(virginity loss first timer) and i followed the DEAD on tour from atlanta to NYC all the way to san francisco. ended up losing the car in santa cruz cuz it was covered in spray paint and i had it parked in mexican gang territory(little did i know).
So i ended up in jail for 4 days cuz the D.A. was at a barbeque on friday. anyway, girlfriend had a threesome with some couple who had a RV, when i got out of jail it was like she was married to them, and i was just supposed to go along with it all. i got mad, eventually they just ditched us, after getting to fuck my girlfriend’s vagina. Long story short, they kept telling me to quit “head tripping”. it was a phrase i’d never heard before, very californian. They were evil, though i did learn from this experience. 1. dirty hoes are dirty hoes. 2. never head trip at the expense of your own comfort, meaning don’t waste thinking space on physical things.
so in your guys’s situation, i’d say the 3 of you need to just deep breath, while holding each other, and just let go, stop thinking, stop head tripping. a triad requires deep relaxation, tensionless environment, and most of all unconditional love….ie- NO HEAD TRIPPING…
our bodies do what we do….
our minds create the torture/happiness within that confine. Life, is, how you look at it………
May 16th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I just picture you with a fake handle bar mustache and top hat when I read the title.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I figure everyone is operating on different biocycles right now and everyone doesn’t always sync up.
“Always” is an awful big word. Does it really apply?
May 16th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Lion:
So funny that you immediately went with the idea of those blue balls as being chocolate (which is a mighty great idea). I automatically saw them as fuzzy pom poms like what you’d use in a preschooler’s art project. Hmm. . .I guess the mom in me trumps the chocoholic this time! (though I’d say the sexaholic trumps them both MOST of the time!)
May 16th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
@Comfy: I actually did have a handlebar mustache the other day for about 20 minutes (in the process of shaving off my long beard and mustache).
For the record: I am equally attracted to both TBK and Belle. Belle’s schedule does happen to work better with mine, but I’m looking forward to proving to TBK that I am not a big enough idiot not be attracted to her Goddesshood
…I think she knows that, but I’ll be glad to prove it to her anyway…
Also for the record: My quote was an exaggeration in a moment of frustration. By far, the majority of my hard-on’s are met with enthusiasm by whichever B happens to be available. I’m still keenly aware of my status as the luckiest man in Missouri–maybe the Midwest.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
the triad had to be emotionally trying on all– I commend you and offer my services if one of the Bs are ever feeling left out of the action.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
May 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
You shouldn’t let schedules dictate who you show affection or hard ons to. NRE is powerful but it fades and you should remember that lest you forgot how beautiful one TBK is…
I’ve been TBK - and I didn’t believe the schedule shit anymore than anyone else. What you do for one, you should be do for the other. In my humble yet experienced opinion.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I was a little drunk when I typed the last reply, so perhaps I came across a little harsh.
It is easy to put the blame of the emotional stress on the one person having difficulties in the triad - especially when the other two are in the throes of NRE - new relationship energy. Those feelings are so exciting and fun - and all consuming - that the people in the NRE often overlook or neglect the other persons needs. Sometimes its because the new person feels the other people had so much time to revel in their NRE. Other times you just get so caught up in the feelings, you don’t want to notice the needs of the third.
It’s easy to find excuses (ie schedules) but this is when you have to work extra hard to not let those excuses make anyone feel neglected or left out. It’s absolutely detrimental to the health of the triad. I ain’t just blowing smoke out of my butt either. I know from expereince.
You have to keep in mind that if this relationship is to last, you have to work through these issues as a whole - no matter who is having the troubles. NO matter how much you THINK its a pain, or not fair or whatever you say to yourself to get through the issue. You have to step back from the NRE and give everyone fair attention.
May 19th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Mon-Mon, Im glad you explained what you meant by NRE, I was wondering how Non-recurring engineering applied to this situation.