TBK’s Porn Clip Review: French Fucks
Filed under: TBKs Porn Clip Reviews - May 10, 2008 @ 6:00 amSince I was bitching about hairless porn last week, I looked for something with a little fur - viva la France!
1. Check out those sheets.
2. Uncut!
3. Nice hairy thigh.
4. All that French muttering….
5. The white bra and sportswatch are not doing it for me. But I like the thick white socks.
6. Wow, his body reminds me a lot of one of my ex-boyfriend’s. I used to be into that skinny-boy-with-glasses thing.
7. Look! She’s a bowling ball!
8. Ha! He’s wearing an ankh!
9. Aw man they didn’t show the part when the cock first goes in the pussy. Disappointing.
10. The fucking part is hot for me.
11. Why isn’t she moving? Is she on drugs?
12. Check out that hairy ass crack!
13. I love when French people say “oui.”
14. What’s this other guy hovering around for - is he the spotter??
Final verdict: I could make way better porn.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am
*taps his foot, looks at watch…
Well, I’m waiting…
May 10th, 2008 at 9:06 am
The guy looked too much like a Guido. And the random hands coming out of nowhere were weird.
I thought she was pretty though.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
WHEW!!! i finished about when he had her legs folded back to her head!!!!
she is cute…….
May 11th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Man there is something about all natural, half clothed women….FUCK