Chin and Bear It
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - May 8, 2008 @ 1:00 pmA reader asked me if I have ever used The Accommodator.
I find this strap-on goatee device so godawful goofy looking, there’s no way I could use it. Definitely not sexy. Plus I don’t like latex sex toys, I’m spoiled with glass.
How about you - would you use it? (I could see it coming in handy for someone with a disability who has limited use of their limbs.)
May 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I found you through Curious Girl.
That awkward looking piece of equipment is useful for men who wish to extend the domina moment. They are reduced to a tongue and a plastic thingee on their chin. It turns them on in some weird and freaky way.
Since he is not “good” enough to be allowed to penetrate her, he has to be used in other ways.
So I have been told…
May 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Oh cool finally! Do you know how painful it is to get a duct-taped dildo off your face?
Seriously goofy, BUT what if???? You’re partner were in a full body bind? Would that be a great tease or what?
I wonder if you can strap it to your head and become a unicorn?
May 8th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
that is some fucked up lookin shit….
it would actually be a great prop to go with a fucked up halloween costume.
to tell ya’ll the truth though. it’d be fun if a woman used it on ME, and the prize of letting her put it in all the way would be that she could lick and suck my balls! ! ! or maybe if my balls were to the side she could suck my dick WHILE the thing was all the way up in my ass……
i’d use it if someone bought it for me….but there is no FUCKING way in HELL I’d be caught buying that thing.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
TheLion… I am always amused with your running commentary.
And for the record - I just don’t see this thing working well in any scenario.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Anybody got recommendations for a similar toy that doesn’t look quite so … odd? I’d like to add something like this to my oral repertoire — mouth, fingers, plus some.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Seems like something for a slave. For licking & plunging at the same time?
Think it would be a little hard on the neck though.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Adam, those were my thoughts exactly. Its a great concept but looks terrible!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
AH! I saw that on my last trip to my friendly neighborhood sex store. It makes me VERY curious. however, like the Lion, I couldn’t bring myself to buy it. Why waste my money on an experiment when there was a whole new shipment of glass toys! But, again…VERY curious.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I don’t know, I’m all about being a bit demeaned, but that seems a little over the top. I have to agree with TBK that it might be useful for folks with some sort of disability.
Adam. . . how about a good old fashioned glass dildo? Then you wouldn’t have to strap it to your head!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Eh?
May 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
this is one of those things where you kinda sorta cock your head to the side and go…”hmm”
i could never take a guy seriously who wore that…i wouldnt know whether to laugh or bitch slap him…only because i can be terribly mean…well, when they want me to be…
and i have been yearning for a glass toy…i keep telling myself that i will get one, but then the bees buzz and the crickets sing and i get distracted…
cg
May 10th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Oh god, I remember seeing this thing before! It was on an old episode of Conan O’Brien when Sue Johanson (Sunday Night Sex show) was on and brought a bag of sex toys. Tom Selleck and The Big Show (a 7foot WWE wrestler) were sitting right next to her as previous guests and their banter was hilarious.
Conan said they were running out of time and that she needed to bring out “the big guns.” Sue pulls out this thing above. “This is the accomodator!” she proclaimed as the audience was busting up. “And you use it by putting it on the chin.”
She put that thing on and started opening and closing her mouth. The look and stares from Conan O’Brien - as well as Tom Selleck/Big Show - was priceless.
I got this segment taped somewhere, I really gotta watch it again.