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I’m One Sick Bitch

Filed under: Vexed - May 7, 2008 @ 10:19 pm

TBK stands for “The Bitch Kind” right now - I am PMS-ing and sick as fuck godammit. This post is allowing me to sleep in an extra hour tomorrow.

Stay tuned for upcoming posts on prison life, an interview with an STD expert, a new twist on WAINGL, pussy gardens, what I did to deserve 20 licks, and beer swapping. BEER swapping??

6 Comments to “I’m One Sick Bitch”

  1. TheLion Says:

    beer swapping sounds interesting. i like the idea. kinda cool. i wanna steal the idea and do it with another party favor. herb swapping!

  2. bee Says:

    feel better soon!

  3. blueridgemariposa Says:

    Sorry to hear you are sick but I see a definite advantage to being sick within the Triad… 2 people to nurse you back to health.

    Hope you are feeling beeter soon, TBK.

  4. The Belle Kind Says:

    Actually Blue, it’s more like this:

    Belle gets sick
    Beau gets allergies
    Beautiful gets a little sick
    Beau gets sick
    Beau gets sick, v1.2
    Beautiful gets Beau’s v1.2 sick
    Belle gets sick, v1.2
    Beau hurts his back

    Usually the three of us never get sick - I have not even had a cold in three years. It’s Puritans meet Native Americans all over again.

  5. TheLion Says:

    ideally you actually want to get sick once a year minimum, so as to increase your natural immunity to general worldy nastiness. like what you are saying, belle, if we stay away from it too long it ends up being like the “puritans” meeting the native americans again.

  6. Sunday Says:

    I shudder to suggest it but maybe ya’ll ought to stop kissing for a few days until you’re all germ (and pain) free again. :)

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