I Want to Fuck Wolverine Worse Than EVER
Filed under: Deserving - May 4, 2008 @ 6:00 am
It’s been months since I posted my superhero lust review, and people keep telling me I need to see that movie with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in it.
I think this is a secret message. I think what they are really telling me is that I need to FUCK HIM ALREADY.
(Just to be clear, fisting is off the table.)
Speaking of, if you could have any superpower, what would it be? My friend came up with the best one I’ve heard yet: the ability to sterilize people by pointing at them.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am
That is the most useful and hilarious power I’ve heard yet! Ha! Mine would be the superpower of Time Management. Yeah, yeah… nothing crazy exciting about it but I guarantee you it’s something we all bitch about not having or doing well.
May 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Stopping and starting time as I wish and being able to control who time was stopped for. That would be so amazing to go anywhere and do anything. I think there was a movie about this within the last two years. I wanna say it was Jim Carrey starring. He had a remote and could treat the world as his own personal TIVO player. TYL
May 4th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
oh! i want to fuck him too! … and i agree with the fisting thing! so, if u get the chance to fuck him, please tell me! we could make a threesome ;P
hahhha
i dont know about the super power… but maybe i would like to induce stuff i people minds and lustify them ^^
May 4th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
B-Diddle: I think that was Adam Sandler in Click, actually.
If I could have a super power, it would be the ability to read women’s minds.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
yeah, I have a definite fuck crush on wolverine. I also have a wide variety of superhero t-shirts that make me very very happy to wear. It also makes me happy that they are made for little boys.
super powers…. I would like to be able to change my appearance at will a la Mystique in the same movie as sexy pants Wolverine.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
B-Diddle beat me to it. {wanders off to concentrate harder on Fold powers}
May 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Not a day goes by when I don’t wish I could teleport.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
The ability to read people’s minds, selectively of course - would save disappointment, let me know if mutual attraction existed, and well just be incredibly kickass.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
B-Diddle nailed it. Read “The Fermata” by Nicholson Baker. All other powers (including teleportation and invisibility) can be created from that one.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:00 am
i don’t lust after super heroes at all. i was always sexually attracted to bugs bunny. i would have SOOOO fucked him in the ass while he was dressed up as a girl ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
my super power would be to be able to make anyone believe anything i am saying with deep trust.
in this way you could have anything, and have anyone, anywhere, anytime. there would be nothing unachievable within the human realm.
it’d also be cool to impregnate women (or men) with my mind. actually that would be horrible, wouldn’t even get to bust a nut, and they’d never believe i was the dad and then i’d go crazy and to prove i was telling the truth i’d do a dna test, then when it came up positive i’d be put in prison forever, no i don’t like that one……