TBK’s Porn Clip Review: Oily Jiggle Boobs
Filed under: TBKs Porn Clip Reviews - May 3, 2008 @ 6:00 am
In honor of breast week at TBK, here is a porn clip featuring a woman with amazing breasts (real or fake?? I’m going to guess real but man they look like beach balls - but they jiggle and squish! I’m so on the fence - help me out here!)
If you can manage to tear your eyes away from them for a moment, you will notice the following:
1. Is this porn set furnished by Limited Too? Cloud and fish wallpaper? Inflatable chair? This screams 12-yr-old in Florida to me.
2. Her earrings are so 80’s.
3. Blonde ponytail dude is not doing it for me.
4. Neither is the fact that they look like oiled mannequins. I’m craving some porn with some nice hairy people, forget these Vienna sausages.
5. Speaking of sausage, bigfatbananadick.
6. And um, what’s with his balls? They are crawling up in him - they FRAME his cock instead of hang down. They look like Mickey Mouse ears.
7. Mmm, I like how he fucks her face.
8. His moany dude “yeahs” are getting on my nerves.
9. Eww ropey slobber ha ha ha.
10. OK this is too vanilla for me, I’m wandering off - didn’t even make it to the titty fuck scene. But wow 16 minutes long, that’s generous. OK I skipped to the end and saw him cum in her face, I can get on with my day now.
PS: Seriously, where can I find porn with sexy hairy men? As in hairy chest. I did a search on redtube for “hairy chest” and it said zero results. :(Â Then I did a google search and waded knee-deep into bear country, which is fine, but wasn’t what I had in mind…
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
They are definitely real… unless she knows the best plastic surgeon on the planet because she doesn’t have the first scar!
I’m not sure what’s worse — cheezy music or all that “oooh aaah” coming from both of them. If the clip was shorter, I could take it, but 16 minutes of that? OMG! Rip my ears off!
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:57 am
The first thing I thought was that his balls looked weird.
And if her boobs are fakes, then they’re really nice fakes.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
People, just turn the sound off!
May 5th, 2008 at 10:41 am
nice tits.
i hate blond dudes with pony tails who go oooh, with that hiss on the in breath.
How come in a lot of porn the guy doesn’t bury his cock all the way in the pussy???
is this a way of being kind to the woman??
or is it cuz he really doesn’t wanna be all up in her coochie???
sometimes the dude will never put it in more than 2/3 of the way in….this drives me crazy, cuz one of my favorite things to do is bury my dick all the way in, and leave it there for a minute.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Lion, for sure we all have our pet peeves. Mine is a bad set, like one time I saw this porn that had five lava lamps set up on the table next to the bed with an ugly bedspread. WHY???
June 11th, 2008 at 2:59 am
I couldn’t watch the whole thing either. I did see one of the fish reading a book in the mural, I decided that looked like a better idea to me as well.