I Hate Pasties
Filed under: Vexed - April 28, 2008 @ 1:00 pmHave you ever read A Confederacy of Dunces? When I saw this pasty display, I went in to an Ignatius J Reilly rage, complete with sputtering and burning indignation. What’s so scary about female nipples??
This next week will feature a lot of breast play here at TBK.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Never made it all the way through ACoD, but I am in complete agreement. Free your nipples ladies!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
So it wasn’t a display for pasties??? What was it for then?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
It was part of a display for a lingerie shop in Memphis. Man o man get ready for my nipple rant tomorrow…
April 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
This may seem kind a funny thing to say here, but you need to keep an open mind to pasties.
While there is nothing wrong with nipples as I see it, if you want to personify nipples, perhaps nipples actually may want to wear sassy costumes.
Pasties are the Googly Eyes of nipples.
It was once quite the talent to spin them in opposite directions. Imagine the “ffffft, ffffft, ffffft” sound they make as they helicopter in some Rube’s face.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mariabella/1728500665/
They also seem to resemble little Fezes for the nipples, and everyone knows Fezes are funny.
Picture the hilarity of wearing The Big Kind while twirling some pasties. In fact, I challenge you to do so and post here.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’m too close-minded to take you up on your challenge. But maybe I will have my musician dude teach me how to play a harmonica with my vagina. Lord knows it could stand to learn a new trick.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Looking forward to your post tomorrow, cause so far I’m in agreement (and not to mention fits of giggles) with Capnmarrrrk. I like my nips, I even decorate them with their own special jewellery, so its nice occasionally for them to get a fancy hat.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
TBK: I can’t wait until you post an audio of of you playing The Camptown Races
April 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Pasties ARE fucking stupid. The very first time I seen or heard of them was at a strip club on vacation back in 2002 or so that my friends and I wondered in to. She was wearing peach pasties on her breasts (without the tassels), and I leaned over to my friend and asked him “What the fuck is wrong with her tits?”
April 28th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
that book was so hilarious…i dont really think about pasties too much…i think they are rather funny…silly…although, painted nipples could be fun…like the way they paint pretty nips for mardi gras…i had mine done as a sunflower and as a rose…
cg
April 28th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
pasties are hoosier, but sometimes we all need a taste of hoosier in our lives.
i like all 31 flavors……
pasties have their place-in a place where nudity is not allowed but you wanna see some titties ! ! ! ! !
other than they are pretty hoosier.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Oh Fortuna!!!!! Why do you mock us, so?
May 1st, 2008 at 10:23 am
Lion, Let’s take it easy on Hoosiers! You were just getting on my good side…
May 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Beau - keep in mind i love hoosiers…..i am part hoosier. i make fun of hoosiers cuz i understand them so deeply. and also because i want more people to understand what a hoosier is.
HOOSIER- a redneck that wants to live in the city, yet still wants to hold onto the country ideals.
i am a hoosier/redneck GOD. when i am around them, i am held up high , as if they were carrying me on their shoulders. something about my presence. its just my redneck appeal.
LONG LIVE THE HOOSIER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !