myspace Message
Filed under: Vexed - April 26, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
How should I respond to this myspace message I received last night?
im tired of getting rejected and stuff so im going 2 kill myself if u dont give me a chance 2 fuck u?? if u dont give me a chance i’ll kill myself
Seriously, it doesn’t get more desperate than this. Turn on.
I think I’m going to ask him to videotape it. I LOVE snuff films.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
What a creep. Tell him to go ahead.
April 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
not your problem! i say tell him to prove he is telling the truth
April 26th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
You could play a game with him…Tell him to meet you somewhere and then find a couple of big dudes to go meet him instead. I wonder where you might find two big dudes….hhhmmmmm NO FILTER!!!
April 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Make it two big dudes and a larger-than-average dude.
April 26th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Sounds like someone with too much time on his hands. Not your concern. Let him off himself. One less sniveling human being.
The very snarky,
Mariposa
April 26th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
omg I have a posse. HOT
April 26th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I fucking hate worthless, whining fucks like that! If you want something in life that you don’t have, make it happen don’t whine!
April 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
“Perhaps if your grammar and typing were a little less, how shall we say, immature, perhaps, you might get a little action…and stuff.”
April 26th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
honestly i went out with someone who said something very similar…well, in a more “articulate” way…and he wanted to have me watch…long story…
…he’s still alive somewhere in the world i think…
cg
April 26th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Tell him to do it on WebCamNow whilst masturbating. I need entertainment!
April 26th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i would just send him a list of pro-suicide links, methods, pics, sexual, all suicide based. god i’d love to beat him to death myself, though…..
i’m in the posse….
April 26th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I want a posse!
That guy is not your problem–I refuse to take a suicide declaration that doesn’t spell out the word “you” correctly.
I’ve had a brush with something like this situation myself and it isn’t something you want to be a part of.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Shit, *I* could have written that. I didn’t though, because I’m mature enough to know that threats of suicide are pathetic, not enticing. I’m experienced enough to understand that if you’re “tired of getting rejected and stuff” you’re being a self-absorbed coward. I’m educated enough to write in complete sentences using whole words, and understand why language is important, and finally I’m refined enough not to use the phrase “fuck you” unless I’m actually fucking you. Does this mean I’ve got a chance for some hot TBK lovin’ too?
April 26th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Yeah, I’d ask him to send me one of his fingers before he pulled the trigger. It’s not like he’s going to need it.
April 27th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Speak his language. Tell him to “become an hero”. He’ll get the /b/ joke
April 27th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Just send him a link to this page.
April 27th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Reading some of the comments reminded me that this happened to me before. I actually knew a guy with suicidal tendencies that wanted to be with me. He threatened to kill himself if I turned him down.
Freaked me the hell out. I didn’t take his word for it though.
April 27th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Send him a message back telling him to go ahead and kill himself because you want his skull, you NEED his skull!
April 29th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Damn I ingore the net for a weekend and I miss my chance to join the posse…