The Sexy Bohunk Kind: TheLion
Filed under: You Are The Beautiful Kind - April 23, 2008 @ 11:00 am
Here is a pic by request of a big sexy tattooed man, courtesy of TheLion. It’d be extra nice if he answered a few TBK-style questions in the comments section, though to be honest I’m not interested in his pubic hairstyle or what his nipples look like.
Here are the questions I want to know about my male readers. Also, should I start featuring menfolk in YATBK?
1. What are your masturbation habits? How often? Where? Props?
2. Are you a tits, ass, pussy etc. man?
3. What’s your fetish?
4. You have one night to completely pleasure a goddess. What do you do?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Speaking for myself, Im not interested in seeing dudes in YATBK. My answers
once per month
all of the above
dominant women
Run her a bath, bathe her, lick her until she’s had her fill, fuck her till she cums.
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I think I’d be interested in reading about some dudes. I mean, only the interesting kind, but then, I trust your judgment on that.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
If there were to be YATBK dudes, I’d love that they’d be original, fresh, animalistic, sexual beings… that would get the juices flowing like some many of the lovely ladies you have had here already.
or maybe that’s just what I want?
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Ohhh… and I love TheLion’s head. The big bald skull. The hint of beard you can see on the sides. The thick neck. I can just imagine what else…
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Mmmmm .. bald.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Thanks TBK and Lion! This must be my lucky day, I just received my first hitachi in the mail and now I have something to think about…
*anxiously awaits Lion and any other men’s answers to TBKs questions*
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
oh, and if it wasn’t obvious from the above comment–I’d be interested in hearing about boys… men… penises…
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Me too! I want to see abs and arms and ass…bring on the hot ones.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
You ladies are right, us guys have seen our share of women on YATBK, you guys deserve some man meat. Im sure I’ll find the comments you ladies leave entertaining even if I don’t enjoy looking at half naked dudes.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
well.
I tend to be off and on with masturbating. But on average i do it once a day. somedays none. Some days as many as 7 or 8 times. If i am truly aroused i can spray cum about 6-8 feet standing straight! but i’m not that easliy aroused as most men. a few times while i have been elevated on chemicals i have masturbated for 7-10 hours STRAIGHT ! ! ! ! ! yes, and we are talking one fucking AMAZING orgasm at the end.
anyway, I love neud pictures of people i have made love with before. I REALLY love thinking about my girlfriend getting fucked by someone other than me and me getting to see it as if they didn’t know i was there. I am pretty loose on that subject. I have very minimal jealousy. Guys that get jealous should take a look at themselves, realize how cheesy it is being that way and accept that they are wasting emotions by stressing themselves. If your man or woman is gonna fuck other people, guess what, THEY ARE GONNA DO IT ! !
Doesn’t mean you have to like it. But we all get to make our decisions. Everyone can walk out the door if they need to.
If i am REALLY horny i like having stuff up my butt. especially while i am fucking. makes the orgasm like 10 times stronger. though i’ve never actually gotten to enjoy it during sex, just masturbation. I like the idea of sucking cock also. clean, smelling good. I don’t suck cock, i just wish i had the right kind of guy around to do it with once in a while. (i know ladies, you all wish that).
I am definately an ASS man. GOD I JUST WANNA FLOAT AWAY IN EVERY CUTE BUTT I SEE ! ! !AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
pussy is nice, its the ultimate goal of course, but i LOVE how the ass connects to the pussy, like it expresses the magic within. The ass is the flower that extends from the pussy, in my mind. I think i just love looking at them all. like looking at flowers. My mind tells me to have sex with them all, but really i just worship women. They are the most beautiful possible thing in the universe. They are the Yin to my (POWERFUL)Yang.
I have a slut fetish. You know that moment when the hotass slut walks in the room and all the guys get real quiet and pretend they aren’t staring her down. Well, i worship sluts. i don’t know why. it is something about their realness. I am a holy man, and i see the truth. I see the real woman. hidden behind the makeup, the boots,the mini skirt, is still a woman, and DAMN i have always been in love with the essense. and woman that can exude the essence so well tend to be strippers, sluts, diner waitresses, you know….the women who REALLY know how men are. If ones awareness is so great they feel everything around them, the feeling can become so strong the need for comfort becomes so great they seek comfort everywhere, constantly….like jesus, like buddha, like many many wise men. so few understand the mind of the wise, powerful minded man. The higher you go, the lonelier it gets.
I throw together a meal that combines the womans favorite foods in such a way that it explains parts of my personality. I make sure that i have at least 7 tricks up my sleeve not just the boring old one or 2. ie-champagne waiting already on ice at a secret location, custom chocolates spelling this goddesses name all over it or chocolates made in the shape of her favorite animal. I love big elaborate surprises that have many levels of unfolding. Seemingly complex and mindblowing. Like having the chef at the restaurant already know to make the girls particular favorite dessert.
Then the old trusty is always the scented candles everywhere, incense, ganja if she likes(makes the mood wonderful, especially for the massage) i even use ganja massage oil ladies ! ! !
Make sure its nice and warm for her in the house, massage her whole body for hours with oils, teasing and rubbing. I never give her enough, but i always give her more……I would rub this goddess down for so long that when i finally put my mouth to her drenched pussy she would only be able to last about 20 seconds, then cum all over my face. Then I’d fuck her senseless to help her get all that built up tension out.
I play music that was skillfully thought out over a long time. When we finally make it to the bed, the sheets are made of silk and her name is embroidered on them, and they are of course her favorite color. Or even better a color she didn’t know existed yet is now her new favorite color.
I show her parts of my soul, so that she can never escape my powerful love. even if we were never to see each other again, she would always remember my presence. Yearning for it deep in her heart.
I am a soul shaker, i go for the deep game. women don’t seem to ever recover from me. They feel so safe with me. Having someone who is hyper-aware and dominant around, and big(6′5″, 340) can get addictive i guess.
So not only would i blow her load, i would also blow her mind. Then after she passed out from the evening, she would wake up with me inside of her again. and again. and again.
I would wake up early and make a batch of chocolate truffles…..and make chocolate mousse and wake her up and eat her out with the mousse, we’d eat breakfast off of each other.
and if it was really a REAL goddess hopefully there would be some demi-goddesses to help us do all of this stuff.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I vote yes for hot boy pics - especially if they are accompanied by hot narratives like the one above.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I agree with Summer, that was WAAAYYYY HOT! I have to go play with myself now….
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Oh holy hell, TheLion. Every fiber of my 5′2″ being is vibrating taking in all of what you laid out there.
I agree with Summer and Rockabilly Girl — HOT!
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
oh that would so hot to have YATBK for men…i have actually wondered why there wasnt one for the guys…
cg
April 24th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Lion, I see you getting laid soon brother, very soon!
April 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
yay for Lion and other big hot studs! I’m a really tall girl so it is SO hot to think of being small next to a man or being thrown around at his whim.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
TheLion - your fantasy essay gave my ovaries a seizure. I think a couple eggs just dropped out of my vagina.
S - totally my thing too. PIN ME DOWN
July 29th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
classic, fucking classic
July 30th, 2008 at 8:14 am
It is classic… and it’s what hooked me on you. All you have to do, Mr Reverend Lion, is reel me in.
Xoxo